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Keep calm and run the table. - Unknown

Wherever I sit is the head of the table. - H.L. Mencken

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

A girl with cotton stockings never sees a mouse. - American Proverb

At a round table there is no dispute about place. - Italian Proverb

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

After all, it's only moving shadows on a silver screen. - Richard Fleischer

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. - Emma Goldman

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. - William Shakespeare

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

Thirteen at a table is unlucky only when the hostess has only twelve chops. - Groucho Marx

The most dangerous kind of person... is one who is afraid of his own shadow. - Philip K. Dick

There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast. - Charles Dickens

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs. - W S Gilbert

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Insight comes, more often than not, from looking at what's been on the table all along. - David McCullough

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Bad Luck: To have thirteen people seated at the table when you’re paying for the drinks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Sometimes in the shadows of one's self lie the problems, and in the shadows of one's shaping lie the answers. - Ravi Zacharias

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak


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