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Keep calm and look for your shadow. - Unknown

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Wherever I sit is the head of the table. - H.L. Mencken

A girl with cotton stockings never sees a mouse. - American Proverb

Time flies over us, but leaves its shadow behind. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

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Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

After all, it's only moving shadows on a silver screen. - Richard Fleischer

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow. - Aesop

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. - Steven Wright

Thirteen at a table is unlucky only when the hostess has only twelve chops. - Groucho Marx

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

Thoughts are the shadows of our feelings - always darker, emptier and simpler. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs. - W S Gilbert

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

Insight comes, more often than not, from looking at what's been on the table all along. - David McCullough

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Sometimes in the shadows of one's self lie the problems, and in the shadows of one's shaping lie the answers. - Ravi Zacharias

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. - Buddha

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak


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