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Keep calm and run the table. - Unknown

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Wherever I sit is the head of the table. - H.L. Mencken

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

A girl with cotton stockings never sees a mouse. - American Proverb

At a round table there is no dispute about place. - Italian Proverb

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Mother's Life: One darned stocking after the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keep your eyes on the sun and you will not see the shadows. - Australian Aborigine Saying

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. - Emma Goldman

The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. - William Shakespeare

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

Thirteen at a table is unlucky only when the hostess has only twelve chops. - Groucho Marx

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

Thoughts are the shadows of our feelings - always darker, emptier and simpler. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs. - W S Gilbert

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. - Sam Snead

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

It is not hard to compose, but what is fabulously hard is to leave the superfluous notes under the table. - Johannes Brahms

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Sometimes in the shadows of one's self lie the problems, and in the shadows of one's shaping lie the answers. - Ravi Zacharias

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche


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