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Keep calm and look for your shadow. - Unknown

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

It was like trying to see a shadow in the dark. - Melissa Andrea

A girl with cotton stockings never sees a mouse. - American Proverb

At a round table there is no dispute about place. - Italian Proverb

Time flies over us, but leaves its shadow behind. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow. - Aesop

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. - Emma Goldman

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. - Steven Wright

Thirteen at a table is unlucky only when the hostess has only twelve chops. - Groucho Marx

Thoughts are the shadows of our feelings - always darker, emptier and simpler. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. - Sam Snead

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Insight comes, more often than not, from looking at what's been on the table all along. - David McCullough

Bad Luck: To have thirteen people seated at the table when you’re paying for the drinks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. - Buddha

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind


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