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Keep calm and run the table. - Unknown

Keep calm and look for your shadow. - Unknown

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

It was like trying to see a shadow in the dark. - Melissa Andrea

Time flies over us, but leaves its shadow behind. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Keep your eyes on the sun and you will not see the shadows. - Australian Aborigine Saying

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. - William Shakespeare

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. - Steven Wright

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

Thirteen at a table is unlucky only when the hostess has only twelve chops. - Groucho Marx

The most dangerous kind of person... is one who is afraid of his own shadow. - Philip K. Dick

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

Thoughts are the shadows of our feelings - always darker, emptier and simpler. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

Sometimes in the shadows of one's self lie the problems, and in the shadows of one's shaping lie the answers. - Ravi Zacharias

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. - Buddha

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind


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