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First Video Games

Video games before PacMan, Ping Pong and Tetris

First Video Games thanks to Wayne Nowazek

These were my video games when I was a kid

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The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

This could be a repeat of what will happen in the European games next week. - David Coleman

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware. - Alan Kay

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

Internet: The best library in the world, but with all its books strewn across the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. - Andrew Brown

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera. - Unknown

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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