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History 101 in Egyptian Hieroglyphs

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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

What is history but a fable agreed upon? - Napoleon Bonaparte

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur! - Unknown

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

History is an endless repetition of the wrong way of living. - Lawrence Durrell

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. - Henry James

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

I think we may class the lawyer in the natural history of monsters. - John Keats

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. - Aristotle

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice. - Mark Twain

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

There's a good reason why nobody studies history. It just teaches you too much. - Noam Chomsky

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside. - John F Kennedy

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely different. - Aldous Huxley


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