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How ancient Egyptians communicated with their gods

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History 101 in Egyptian Hieroglyphs

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History is more or less bunk. - Henry Ford

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Peace is preferable to a place in history. - Justo P Benitez

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Oregano: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

History repeats itself; historians repeat one another. - Rupert Brooke

History would be a wonderful thing - if it were only true. - Leo Tolstoy

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. - Henry James

History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions. - Ted Koppei

I think we may class the lawyer in the natural history of monsters. - John Keats

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

The world has entered an era of the most profound and challenging change in human history. - Stephen Covey

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

History never repeats itself. The historians repeat each other. There is a wide difference. - Oscar Wilde

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


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