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How ancient Egyptians communicated with their gods

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History 101 in Egyptian Hieroglyphs

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History is more or less bunk. - Henry Ford

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

There is no reason to repeat bad history. - Eleanor Holmes Norton

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

The one duty we owe to history is to rewrite it. - Oscar Wilde

Magic: An art of converting superstition into coin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. - Winston Churchill

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Step out of the history that is holding you back. Step into the new story you are willing to create. - Oprah Winfrey

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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