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History 101 in Egyptian Hieroglyphs

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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

History is a set of lies agreed upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

History will never accept difficulties as an excuse. - John F Kennedy

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

Nowadays the clinical history too often weighs more than the man. - Martin H. Fischer

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

The art of progress is to preserve order amid change and to preserve change amid order. - Alfred N Whitehead

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

There is only one history of any importance, and it is the history of what you once believed in, and the history of what you came to believe in. - Kay Boyle

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


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