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How ancient Egyptians communicated with their gods

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History 101 in Egyptian Hieroglyphs

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Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

History is philosophy teaching by example. - Dionysius

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

The main thing is to make history, not to write it. - Otto von Bismarck

History may not repeat itself, but it does rhyme a lot. - Mark Twain

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

A sweating ovary or a sick prostate explains most history. - Martin H. Fischer

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

History is a gallery of pictures in which there are few originals and many copies. - Alexis de Tocqueville

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

History has repeatedly been changed by people who had the desire and the ability to transfer their convictions and emotions to their listeners. - Dale Carnegie

There is only one history of any importance, and it is the history of what you once believed in, and the history of what you came to believe in. - Kay Boyle

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson


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