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Fireman Ladder

Climbing tips for those with an axe to grind

Fireman Ladder thanks to Mike King

Ladder safety begins at home

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Fires and grimstones of hell - Archie Bunker

Genius is initiative on fire. - Holbrook Jackson

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

Keep a little fire burning; however small, however hidden. - Cormac McCarthy

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended. - Cher

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

Leaders don't set out to climb the ladder. They rise by lifting others up. - Jo Miller

She's the kind of woman who climbed the ladder of success - wrong by wrong. - Mae West

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success. - Unknown

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

I don't have an alarm clock. If someone needs to wake me up, then I have my BlackBerry next to me. - Mark Zuckerberg

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. - Lord Byron

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley


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