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Fireman Ladder

Climbing tips for those with an axe to grind

Fireman Ladder thanks to Mike King

Ladder safety begins at home

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

Genius is initiative on fire. - Holbrook Jackson

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Put the ladder over before you jump overboard. - Unknown

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

Keep a little fire burning; however small, however hidden. - Cormac McCarthy

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

Leaders don't set out to climb the ladder. They rise by lifting others up. - Jo Miller

She's the kind of woman who climbed the ladder of success - wrong by wrong. - Mae West

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. - Arnold H Glasow

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. - Lord Byron

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

In this industry, there are only two ways up the ladder. Rung by rung or claw your way to the top. It's sure been tough on my nails. - Jack Nicholson

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas


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