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Find The Cat

Hiding, eating and cooling off on a hot summer day

Find The Cat thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Death can hide but not divide. - Vance Havner

Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

Cataract: Where cats hang their coats. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

Follow your inner moonlight; don't hide the madness. - Allen Ginsberg

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

If you want to keep a secret you must also hide it from yourself. - George Orwell

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Music could ache and hurt, that beautiful music was a place a suffering man could hide. - Pat Conroy

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

Skunk: 1. A streamlined cat with a 2-tone finish and a fluid drive; 2. A community scenter. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown


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