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Finally Got The Sink Fixed

Tapping the benefits of red wine and hops

Finally Got The Sink Fixed thanks to Roy Taylor

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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

In wine, there is the truth. - Pliny the Elder

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

I had to sink my yacht to make the guests go home. - F Scott Fitzgerald

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

To design the future effectively, you must first let go of your past. - Charles J Givens

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

If one glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what a whole bottle could do! - Unknown

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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