Filling The Water Truck
When you know you've taken on too much water
Tanks a lot for the drain on resources
QuotaBillsWater rusts pipes. - WC Fields
Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku
Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau
Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres
My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown
A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown
Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown
Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts
A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb
People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski
I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg
Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields
Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb
If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason
The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid
Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman
An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock
Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb
Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour
Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway
Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying
What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid
Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope
After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden
If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft
She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins
Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler