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Fencing For Seniors

Portable carts prove useful for Advance-Lunge moves

Fencing For Seniors thanks to Howard Chapman

Fencing competition in the care home

Take a stab at fencing!

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To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

There are no mistakes in life, only lessons. - Lynda Renham

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

The wheelchair symbolizes disability in a way a cane does not. - Annette Funicello

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time. - Richard Nixon

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

Acceptance and tolerance and forgiveness; those are life-altering lessons. - Jessica Lange

We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

Be open to learning new lessons even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday. - Ellen Degeners

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

It's fine to celebrate success but it is more important to heed the lessons of failure. - Bill Gates

People are put into your life for reasons, for different reasons, and to teach you lessons. - Selena Gomez

You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch. - Megan Basham

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us. - Unknown

One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say. - Will Durant

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

The greatest men sometimes overshoot themselves, but then their very mistakes are so many lessons of instruction. - Tom Browne

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

One of the many lessons that one learns in prison is, that things are what they are and will be what they will be. - Oscar Wilde

God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons that we could learn in no other way. - C S Lewis

Everyone has their preferred stroller, their preferred crib, their preferred Moses basket. And they have advice on that too! - Tori Spelling

Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. - Al Franken

Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The trials in our lives are valuable lessons and those lessons can be used to avoid similar situations in the future or even help someone else. - Neviesh Perry

His billiards lessons regarding double kisses, push strokes, butt caps, creeping angles of incidence, and snatches began to sound like flirting. - Jennifer Harrison

One of the most important leadership lessons is realizing you're not the most important or the most intelligent person in the room at all times. - Mario Batall


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