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Fat to Fit

Squeazing into a better weight size

Fat to Fit thanks to Kyla Alvarez

Weight loss tips between the letters

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Union gives strength. - Aesop

The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Yoga is 99% practice and 1% theory. - Pattabhi Jois

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Yoga is the practice of quieting the mind. - Patanjali

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

For those wounded by civilization, yoga is the most healing salve. - T. Guillemets

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about. - Unknown

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown


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