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Fat to Fit

Squeazing into a better weight size

Fat to Fit thanks to Kyla Alvarez

Weight loss tips between the letters

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I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Silence is a source of great strength. - Lao Tzu

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting. - Bill Murray

Jumping At Conclusions: Not half as much exercise as digging for facts - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions. - Peter F Drucker

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

The Christian often finds his ultimate strength only when he acknowledges his greatest weakness. - Tony Cooke

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind has adopted it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

Figure out what you hope for. Live inside that hope, running down its hallways, touching the walls on both sides. - Barbara Kingsolver

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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