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Fat to Fit

Squeazing into a better weight size

Fat to Fit thanks to Kyla Alvarez

Weight loss tips between the letters

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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

I like to stretch my acting muscles. - Samantha Morton

Silence is a source of great strength. - Lao Tzu

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

A critic is a legless man who teaches running. - Channing Pollock

Yoga is a method to come to a non-dreaming mind. - Osho

Of all the 36 alternatives, running away is best. - Chinese Proverb

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

Progressing through life is like running a marathon. - Joseph B Wirthlin

With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you. - Rwandan Proverb

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

I'm a chameleon when it come to guitar playing, and like to stretch out into different territories. - Nancy Wilson

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

What we think determines what happens to us, so if we want to change our lives, we need to stretch our minds. - Wayne Dyer

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself. - Henry Miller

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe


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