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Silence is a source of great strength. - Lao Tzu

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Debase: What a baseball player tags while running - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

We're running the company to serve more people. - Mark Zuckerberg

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. - Caroline Rhea

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

For those wounded by civilization, yoga is the most healing salve. - T. Guillemets

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

There are two ways of exerting one’s strength: pushing down or pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

The Christian often finds his ultimate strength only when he acknowledges his greatest weakness. - Tony Cooke

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono


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