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Family Ties thanks to Roy Taylor

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Family Ties thanks to Roy Taylor

Family Ties thanks to Roy Taylor

Family Ties thanks to Roy Taylor

Family Ties thanks to Roy Taylor

Family Ties thanks to Roy Taylor

Family Ties thanks to Roy Taylor

Family Ties thanks to Roy Taylor

Family Ties thanks to Roy Taylor

Family Ties thanks to Roy Taylor

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Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker

He flourishes with hereditary honors. - Latin Proverb

You live as long as you are remembered. - Russian Proverb

Our ancestors ... were laborers, not lawyers. - Thomas Jefferson

We are the people our parents warned us about. - Jimmy Buffett

There's nobody stronger than a single parent. - Unknown

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld

I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

Recognize, appreciate and repay your parents' love. - Cheng Yen

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to people better than you are. - John G. Pollard

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard. - Robin Williams

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

You can't choose your ancestors, and neither can your descendants. - Unknown

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

If we stand tall, it's because we stand on the shoulders of many ancestors. - Unknown

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures. - Daniel Webster

My first advice on how not to grow old would be to choose your ancestors carefully. - Bertrand Russell

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

Willingness to be puzzled is a valuable trait to cultivate, from childhood to advanced inquiry. - Noam Chomsky

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and no slave who has not had a king among his. - Helen Keller

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

Our ancestors are very good kind of folks; but they are the last people I should choose to have a visiting acquaintance with. - Richard B. Sheridan

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Acceptance is not love. You love a person because he or she has lovable traits, but you accept everybody just because they're alive and human. - Albert Ellis


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