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Failure is impossible. - Susan B Anthony

In politics nothing is contemptible. - Benjamin Disraeli

Failure is success if we learn from it. - Malcolm Forbes

In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams

Failure is not failure if you learn from it. - Unknown

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

Failure is not an option. Everyone has to succeed. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Success is not forever, and failure's not fatal. - Don Shula

Failure changes for the better, success for the worse. - Marcus Annaeus Seneca

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

In politics, a lie unanswered becomes truth within 24 hours. - Willie Brown

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

To deceive a diplomat speak the truth, he has no experience with it. - Greek Proverb

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. - Will Rogers

It's a new day. Yesterday's failure is redeemed at the sunrise. - Todd Stocker

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn

I was never afraid of failure, for I would sooner fail than not be among the best. - John Keats

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts. - Winston Churchill

One of the most important tasks of a manager is to eliminate his people's excuses for failure. - Robert Townsend

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

Success depends upon previous preparation, and without such preparation there is sure to be failure. - Confucius

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

Failure is instructive. People who really think learn quite as much from their failures as from their successes. - John Dewey

If you set your goals ridiculously high and it's a failure, you will fail above everyone else's success. - James Cameron

One who fears failure limits his activities. Failure is only the opportunity to more intelligently begin again. - Henry Ford

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

I never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend. - Thomas Jefferson

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner

To begin to think with purpose, is to enter the ranks of those strong ones who only recognize failure as one of the pathways to attainment. - James Allen

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons. - Ogden Nash


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