#1 humor site on the 'net

Failure To Launch

New musical sputters out in North Korea

Failure To Launch thanks to Keith Blake

Some men just need a little push

QuotaBills
Failure is impossible. - Susan B Anthony

Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley

In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Success and failure are equally disastrous. - Tennessee Williams

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. - Martin L. Gross

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

We have forty million reasons for failure, but not a single excuse. - Rudyard Kipling

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself. - Charlie Chaplin

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

Success is never final, failure is never fatal. It's courage that counts. - John Wooden

All human actions are equivalent, and all are on principle doomed to failure. - Carl Sandburg

Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts. - Winston Churchill

The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

The great question is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with failure. - Laurence J Peter

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

Success depends upon previous preparation, and without such preparation there is sure to be failure. - Confucius

Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour

Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success. - Dale Carnegie

Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams

Failure happens all the time. It happens every day in practice. What makes you better is how you react to it. - Mia Hamm

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

I never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend. - Thomas Jefferson

Failure is blindness to the strategic element in events; success is readiness for instant action when the opportune moment arrives. - Newell D. Hillis

Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks. - Peter Barris

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. - Isaac Asimov


SailBite Ride - Swimming Not Advised

Aisle Cleanup

His Dent

Car Surgeon

Slamming On Your Brakes

Need A Cigarette?

CardboardZilla

Weather Rock - For Accurate Forecasts

Water Taxi

Acapulco Waterfront Property

Just Blew It

Wouldn't want to scratch that fancy bed liner

Lunch Break

Digging One's Own Grave

See The Difference?

Gas and Dash

OctoMask

Bird on a Wire (past tense)

Workplace Hazards in Tasmania

Tiger On A Roll

Men's Golf Rules

Where Did He Go?

Sudden Invented Syndrome

Calculus Drinks