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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Content is the atomic particle of all digital marketing. - Rebecca Lieb

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa. - Groucho Marx

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

Even in journeys like Facebook, we've had some very serious ups and downs. - Mark Zuckerberg

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment. - Betty White

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

One of my big regrets is that Facebook hasn't had a major chance to shape the mobile operating system ecosystem. - Mark Zuckerberg

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Facebook is in a very different place than Apple, Google, Amazon, Samsung, and Microsoft. We are trying to build a community. - Mark Zuckerberg

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

Facebook was not originally created to be a company. It was built to accomplish a social mission - to make the world more open and connected. - Mark Zuckerberg

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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