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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth. - Donald Trump

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly under-polluted. - Lawrence Summers

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

The biggest mistake we see companies make when they first hit Twitter is to think about it as a channel to push out information. - Tim O'Reilly

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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