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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

My goal was never to make Facebook cool. I am not a cool person. - Mark Zuckerberg

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

People at Facebook are fairly used to the press being nice to us or not nice to us. - Mark Zuckerberg

My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth. - Donald Trump

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly under-polluted. - Lawrence Summers

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

Instagram is not a place for tone or irony... (she obviously hasn't been to #joekstergram) - Mary H K Choi

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment. - Betty White

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

One of my big regrets is that Facebook hasn't had a major chance to shape the mobile operating system ecosystem. - Mark Zuckerberg

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

Facebook was not originally created to be a company. It was built to accomplish a social mission - to make the world more open and connected. - Mark Zuckerberg

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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