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Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Jesus on Twitter would have been a pretty amazing thing. - Mark Batterson

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth. - Donald Trump

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

We have to nip Ebola in the bud before it spreads through Africa and to other countries. - Mark Zuckerberg

I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly under-polluted. - Lawrence Summers

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

The thing that we are trying to do at Facebook, is just help people connect and communicate more efficiently. - Mark Zuckerberg

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Facebook was not originally created to be a company. It was built to accomplish a social mission - to make the world more open and connected. - Mark Zuckerberg

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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