Face To Face

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Her face was her chaperone. - Rupert Hughes

The human face is my landscape. - Joshua Reynolds

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face. - Montaigne

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

When it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day. - Marty Bucella

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H L Mencken

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

I have never had to face anything that could overwhelm the native optimism and stubborn perseverance I was blessed with. - Sonia Sotomayor

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby