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Face To Face

Dog grooming takes on a new face

Face To Face thanks to Mike King

Who will blink first?

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The human face is my landscape. - Joshua Reynolds

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

After a certain age every man is responsible for his face. - Albert Camus

Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight. - Matt Groening

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

I remember your name perfectly; but I just can't think of your face. - William A Spooner

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H L Mencken

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Never invest deep feelings for someone unless you're ready to face the consequences. - Unknown

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Individuals need to be willing to face truth about their attitudes, behaviors, even what we want out of life. - Joyce Meyer

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

I know now, Lord, why you utter no answer. You are yourself the answer. Before your face questions die away. What other answer would suffice? - C S Lewis

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White


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