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Face To Face

Dog grooming takes on a new face

Face To Face thanks to Mike King

Who will blink first?

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Her face was her chaperone. - Rupert Hughes

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face. - Montaigne

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the level of thinking that created them. - Albert Einstein

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. - WC Fields

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

When you're stretching yourself, as a role like 'Blue Jasmine' did for me, you risk falling flat on your face. - Cate Blanchett

Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner


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