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Face To Face

Dog grooming takes on a new face

Face To Face thanks to Mike King

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Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Vaccine: A microbe with his face washed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face. - Montaigne

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

People don't really know whether they are committed to something until they face adversity. - John C Maxwell

Let your devotional life be the beacon that guides you through the tough terrain you will face. - Ravi Zacharias

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. - WC Fields

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

I have never had to face anything that could overwhelm the native optimism and stubborn perseverance I was blessed with. - Sonia Sotomayor

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen


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