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Face To Face

Dog grooming takes on a new face

Face To Face thanks to Mike King

Who will blink first?

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight. - Matt Groening

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I remember your name perfectly; but I just can't think of your face. - William A Spooner

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

I have never had to face anything that could overwhelm the native optimism and stubborn perseverance I was blessed with. - Sonia Sotomayor

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

I know now, Lord, why you utter no answer. You are yourself the answer. Before your face questions die away. What other answer would suffice? - C S Lewis

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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