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QuotaBillsReality is almost always wrong. - Gregory House
Reality continues to ruin my life. - Bill Watterson
Legitimate reality (realty) company. - Archie Bunker
Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot
Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson
All new news is old news happening to new people. - Malcolm Muggeridge
What we achieve inwardly will change outer reality. - Plutarch
Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg
Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin
Not all the news that's fit to print is fit to read. - Unknown
When the news is scary, you should look for the helpers. - Fred Rogers
Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown
Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane. - Philip K. Dick
Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. - Lily Tomlin
Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare. - Fred Allen
I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump
My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck
Symptoms, then are in reality nothing but the cry from suffering organs. - Jean-Martin Charcot
The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur. - M Shadows
Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs
This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus
I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles
If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel
I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal. - Groucho Marx
When you expect good, it's available constantly, and it makes itself a reality in your life. - Alfre Woodard
President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker
I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef
Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca
Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil
Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward
For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman
Evening news is where they begin with "Good evening", and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. - Unknown
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss
Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga
One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner
You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield
Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald
The depravity of man is at once the most empirically verifiable reality, but at the same time the most intellectually resisted fact. - Malcolm Muggeridge
I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright
More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey