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No news is good news. - Ludovic Halevy

Reality is frequently inaccurate. - Douglas Adams

Reality continues to ruin my life. - Bill Watterson

Reality is something you rise above. - Liza Minnelli

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

All our separate fictions add up to joint reality. - Stanislaw Lec

What we achieve inwardly will change outer reality. - Plutarch

Always remember, your focus determines your reality. - George Lucas

We suffer more often in imagination than in reality. - Seneca

When the news is scary, you should look for the helpers. - Fred Rogers

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. - Fred Allen

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

Television has been the single greatest shaper of emptiness. - Ravi Zacharias

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

Fan Club: Weapon used by a celebrity to beat off too many fans - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you argue with reality, you lose, but only 100% of the time. - Byron Katie

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. - Lily Tomlin

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

For most folks, no news is good news; for the press, good news is not news. - Gloria Borger

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

A celebrity is a person known to many people he is glad he doesn't know. - H L Mencken

Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. - William F. Buckley, Jr.

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

It is better to be making the news than taking it; to be an actor rather than a critic. - Winston Churchill

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Television: The device that brings into your living room characters you would never allow in your living room. - Red Skelton

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

The public has an appetite for anything about imagination: anything that is far away from reality as is creatively possible. - Steven Spielberg

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric