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The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

Reality is almost always wrong. - Gregory House

Legitimate reality (realty) company. - Archie Bunker

Reality is something you rise above. - Liza Minnelli

A hallucination is a species of reality. - Terence McKenna

Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

What we achieve inwardly will change outer reality. - Plutarch

Sometimes reality is too complex. Stories give it form. - Jean Luc Godard

Not all the news that's fit to print is fit to read. - Unknown

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane. - Philip K. Dick

Fan Club: Weapon used by a celebrity to beat off too many fans - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

Since we cannot change reality, let us change the eyes which see reality. - Nikos Kazantzakis

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away. - Carol Burnett

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are. - Clive James

You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality. - Ayn Rand

Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

It is better to be making the news than taking it; to be an actor rather than a critic. - Winston Churchill

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

Television was not intended to make human beings vacuous, but it is an emanation of their vacuity. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

The public has an appetite for anything about imagination: anything that is far away from reality as is creatively possible. - Steven Spielberg

The depravity of man is at once the most empirically verifiable reality, but at the same time the most intellectually resisted fact. - Malcolm Muggeridge

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein