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Reality continues to ruin my life. - Bill Watterson

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot

When women go wrong, men go right after them. - Mae West

Always remember, your focus determines your reality. - George Lucas

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane. - Philip K. Dick

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. - Lily Tomlin

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. - Tom Clancy

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

Since we cannot change reality, let us change the eyes which see reality. - Nikos Kazantzakis

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. - Philip K. Dick

Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. - William F. Buckley, Jr.

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal. - Groucho Marx

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

The past exists only in our memories,
The future only in our plans.
The present is our only reality. - Robert Pirsig

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons. - Ogden Nash

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer