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Reality is almost always wrong. - Gregory House

Reality continues to ruin my life. - Bill Watterson

Legitimate reality (realty) company. - Archie Bunker

Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

All new news is old news happening to new people. - Malcolm Muggeridge

What we achieve inwardly will change outer reality. - Plutarch

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Not all the news that's fit to print is fit to read. - Unknown

When the news is scary, you should look for the helpers. - Fred Rogers

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane. - Philip K. Dick

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. - Lily Tomlin

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare. - Fred Allen

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Symptoms, then are in reality nothing but the cry from suffering organs. - Jean-Martin Charcot

The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur. - M Shadows

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal. - Groucho Marx

When you expect good, it's available constantly, and it makes itself a reality in your life. - Alfre Woodard

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman

Evening news is where they begin with "Good evening", and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. - Unknown

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

The depravity of man is at once the most empirically verifiable reality, but at the same time the most intellectually resisted fact. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey