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Reality – what a concept! - Robin Williams

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The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

None loves the messenger who brings bad news. - Sophocles

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

All new news is old news happening to new people. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

We suffer more often in imagination than in reality. - Seneca

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane. - Philip K. Dick

It's very nearly impossible to tell the truth in television. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

Prayer is the act of seeing reality from God's point of view. - Philip Yancey

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. - Lily Tomlin

Fearful as reality is, it is less fearful than evasions of reality. - Caitlin Thomas

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. - David Letterman

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Bad humour is an evasion of reality; good humour is an acceptance of it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

For most folks, no news is good news; for the press, good news is not news. - Gloria Borger

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

People who urge you to be realistic generally want you to accept their version of reality. - Unknown

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Evening news is where they begin with "Good evening", and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. - Unknown

The past exists only in our memories,
The future only in our plans.
The present is our only reality. - Robert Pirsig

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

Man alone has the power to transform his thoughts into physical reality; man, alone, can dream and make his dreams come true. - Napoleon Hill

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey