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Face Frost

Meet the face of Jack Frost

Face Frost thanks to Ed Brantly, Prince George, Virginia

So, how cold was it in Winterpeg?

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Look at that face! - Donald Trump

Her face was her chaperone. - Rupert Hughes

I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

Thine face is not worth sunburning. - Henry V

Often a noble face hides filthy ways. - Euripides

Never underestimate the value of cold cash. - Gregory Nunn

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do. - Unknown

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

When it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day. - Marty Bucella

I remember your name perfectly; but I just can't think of your face. - William A Spooner

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face. - Harry Hill

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses. On second thought, just let me cover your face. - Groucho Marx

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Busyness functions like an addiction. When you stop, you have to face your thoughts, which terrifies most of us. - Thibaut

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

I have never had to face anything that could overwhelm the native optimism and stubborn perseverance I was blessed with. - Sonia Sotomayor

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

It is easier to find a score of men wise enough to discover the truth than to find one intrepid enough, in the face of opposition, to stand up for it. - A Hodge


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