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Face Frost

Meet the face of Jack Frost

Face Frost thanks to Ed Brantly, Prince George, Virginia

So, how cold was it in Winterpeg?

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Look at that face! - Donald Trump

I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

What good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness? - John Steinbeck

We are cold to others only when we are dull in ourselves. - William Hazlitt

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's the day-to-day living that wears you out. - Anton Chekhov

The features of our face are hardly more than gestures which have become permanent. - Marcel Proust

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the level of thinking that created them. - Albert Einstein

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses.
On second thought, just let me cover your face. - Groucho Marx

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nadège Richards

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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