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Face Frost

Meet the face of Jack Frost

Face Frost thanks to Ed Brantly, Prince George, Virginia

So, how cold was it in Winterpeg?

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Look at that face! - Donald Trump

The human face is my landscape. - Joshua Reynolds

Vaccine: A microbe with his face washed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I detest him more than cold boiled veal. - Lord Macaulay

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything. - Billy Graham

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

Yet despite the look on my face, you are still talking. - Unknown

Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face. - Montaigne

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

People who take cold baths never have rheumatism, but they have cold baths. - American Proverb

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face. - Harry Hill

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H L Mencken

The features of our face are hardly more than gestures which have become permanent. - Marcel Proust

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck

Find what you are afraid of, face it, and then you won't be afraid of it anymore. - Marilyn Manson

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. - WC Fields

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

Busyness functions like an addiction. When you stop, you have to face your thoughts, which terrifies most of us. - Thibaut

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

There is nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nadège Richards

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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Family Bike

Airless See-Through Tires

Aussie Motorcycle

Statue Selfie

Bacon Sandwich

Elephant Hand

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Dragon Buoy

Cat On A Hot Tin Roof

Bird Melons

Local Crabs

Black Golfer

Ostrich Imprint

Tea Party Weapon

Extra Space Bed

Unattended Children

ThrowYo

Cell Phone Warning

Umbrella Protection and Non-Protection

Husband Creche

Undertaker Bike