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Face Frost

Meet the face of Jack Frost

Face Frost thanks to Ed Brantly, Prince George, Virginia

So, how cold was it in Winterpeg?

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Her face was her chaperone. - Rupert Hughes

I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

I detest him more than cold boiled veal. - Lord Macaulay

Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing. - Nathan Myhrvold

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Macaw: What I have trouble starting on cold mornings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Yet despite the look on my face, you are still talking. - Unknown

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face. - Montaigne

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

People don't really know whether they are committed to something until they face adversity. - John C Maxwell

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

When you're stretching yourself, as a role like 'Blue Jasmine' did for me, you risk falling flat on your face. - Cate Blanchett

Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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