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Face Frost

Meet the face of Jack Frost

Face Frost thanks to Ed Brantly, Prince George, Virginia

So, how cold was it in Winterpeg?

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Handkerchief: Cold storage - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Her face was her chaperone. - Rupert Hughes

Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb

Thine face is not worth sunburning. - Henry V

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing. - Nathan Myhrvold

Never underestimate the value of cold cash. - Gregory Nunn

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do. - Unknown

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

What good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness? - John Steinbeck

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

God has given you one face, and you make yourself another. - William Shakespeare

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Necrophilia: The uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face. - Montaigne

Individuals who act too 'cool' often freeze under pressure. - Unknown

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

Let your devotional life be the beacon that guides you through the tough terrain you will face. - Ravi Zacharias

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul

Face your deficiencies and acknowledge them; but do not let them master you. Let them teach you patience, sweetness, insight. - Helen Keller

Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards

If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby


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