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Eye or Foamy Sink?

Help - eye can see it going down the drain!

Eye or Foamy Sink? thanks to Wayne Nowazek

For real? I sink so...

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Camouflage: Wise guise. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Listen with your eyes for feelings. - Stephen Covey

Logic is in the eye of the logician. - Gloria Steinem

Imagination means nothing without doing. - Charlie Chaplin

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Make Christ magnificent in the eyes of man. - Henrietta Mears

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

From the prairies, to the oceans, wide with foam - Archie Bunker

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but imagination. - Immanuel Kant

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

I'm gonna keep a beagle-eye on you the whole weekend. - Archie Bunker

The Possible's slow fuse is lit
By the Imagination. - Emily Dickinson

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown

With a treehouse and a little imagination, we can go anywhere. - Unknown

I'm capable of anything, my imagination can give me wings. - Nas

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Conjunctivitis dot com ... now there's a site for sore eyes. - Tim Vine

If a man puts out the eye of an equal, his eye shall be put out. - Hammurabi

The imagination imitates. It is the critical spirit that creates. - Oscar Wilde

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

In the land of the blind those who are blessed with one eye are kings. - French Proverb

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

Reason is the natural order of truth; but imagination is the organ of meaning. - C S Lewis

I have looked into your eyes with my eyes. I have put my heart near your heart. - Pope John XXIII

Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes. - Marcel Proust

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others. - Ellen Degeneres

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

Managing only for profit is like playing tennis with your eye on the scoreboard and not on the ball. - Ichak Adizes

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

May you keep dreaming until the day you die. May imagination overtake memory. May you die young at a ripe old age. - Mark Batterson

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its prime function of looking forward. - Margaret Barber

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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