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Eye or Foamy Sink?

Help - eye can see it going down the drain!

Eye or Foamy Sink? thanks to Wayne Nowazek

For real? I sink so...

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Refuse to sink. - Kristi Welch

Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

You have to hold onto your fantasy. - Betsey Johnson

An idea is salvation by imagination. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Suntan: A pigment of your imagination. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We have set eyes on regions... far away. - Zheng He

In the eyes of Krypton, they were all dead. - Superman

Weak eyes are fondest of glittering objects. - Thomas Carlyle

In the eyes of a lover pockmarks are dimples. - Japanese Proverb

From the prairies, to the oceans, wide with foam - Archie Bunker

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? - Groucho Marx

Distance has the same effect on the mind as on the eye. - Samuel Johnson

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

You'll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut. - Dr. Seuss

The Possible's slow fuse is lit
By the Imagination. - Emily Dickinson

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

If a man puts out the eye of an equal, his eye shall be put out. - Hammurabi

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

In the land of the blind those who are blessed with one eye are kings. - French Proverb

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

All things, in their way, reflect heavenly truth, the imagination not least. - C S Lewis

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

Time passes too fast. Like a hummingbird flying by, it's just a blur to my eyes. - Amanda Leigh

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

Inaction will cause a man to sink into the slough of despond and vanish without a trace. - Farley Mowat

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

He who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead; his eyes are closed. - Albert Einstein

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

I like grey characters; fantasy for too long has been focused on very stereotypical heroes and villains. - George R.R. Martin

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

I like cast iron coated with enamel for longevity and forgiveness if I happen to take my eyes off the prize while pouring Chianti. - Mario Batali

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

You always feel when you look it straight in the eye that you could have put more into it, could have let yourself go and dug harder. - Emily Carr

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

When you talk about fantasy, the usual problem is that whilst you've got the world of imagination, there are no controlling forces. - Raymond E. Feist

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Bamboo: Eye-pleasing, but extremely expensive and difficult-to-maintain type of rod, used primarily by anglers who fish for compliments. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato


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