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Error messages seen by nerds on the road

Exit Not Found thanks to Shawn Kennedy

404 - an error message seen on a Web page to indicate a requested URL was not found on a server
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My life is my message. - Mohandas Gandhi

Error has never approached my spirit. - Prince Metternich

Happiness is a direction, not a place. - Sydney J Harris

The wisest men follow their own direction. - Euripides

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole

Your heart knows the way. Run in that direction. - Unknown

Who thinks it just to be judged by a single error? - Beryl Markham

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Ecrastinate: Checking your e-mail just one more time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Truth lies within a little and certain compass, but error is immense. - Henry St. John

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

The specialist is too commonly hypertrophied in one direction and atrophied in all the rest. - Martin H. Fischer

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

It is the crucifixion that distinguishes the new message from the mythologies of all other peoples. - Martin Hengel

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

There is no better coach than life: you attend class everyday; all you have to do is listen to the message. - Carl Hennegan

The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. - Andrew Brown

Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

When we checked with the title insurance company, they said we had ... a complete right to that entrance and exit. - Donald Trump

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Most of us follow our conscience as we follow a wheelbarrow. We push it in front of us in the direction we want to go. - Billy Graham

People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney

People think that at the top there isn't much room. They tend to think of it as an Everest. My message is that there is tons of room at the top. - Margaret Thatcher


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