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Error messages seen by nerds on the road

Exit Not Found thanks to Shawn Kennedy

404 - an error message seen on a Web page to indicate a requested URL was not found on a server

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My life is my message. - Mohandas Gandhi

The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

Exit: How you mark the spot. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Earthquake: A topographical error - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

Happiness is a direction, not a place. - Sydney J Harris

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln

The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. - Stephen Fry

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it. - Orlando A. Battista

If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

I am a story teller. If I wanted to send a message I would have written a sermon. - Phillip Pullman

True navigation begins in the human heart. It's the most important map of all. - Elizabeth K Lindsey

Now that I've found the way to fly, which direction should I go into the night? - Ally Condie

Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

I still believe that love is all you need. I don't know a better message than that. - Paul McCartney

It is better to limp along the right path than to walk strongly in the wrong direction. - St Thomas Aquinas

The specialist is too commonly hypertrophied in one direction and atrophied in all the rest. - Martin H. Fischer

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Assume that your opponent is wrong, and then explain his error, and the world will be at your feet. - Ezekiel Bulver

Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I’m afraid it’s heading in the wrong direction. - Ogden Nash

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked. - George Burns

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

Recognize that throughout this beautiful day,you have an incredible amount of opportunities to move your life into the direction you want it to go. - Steve Maraboli

People think that at the top there isn't much room. They tend to think of it as an Everest. My message is that there is tons of room at the top. - Margaret Thatcher


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