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Error messages seen by nerds on the road

Exit Not Found thanks to Shawn Kennedy

404 - an error message seen on a Web page to indicate a requested URL was not found on a server
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Error has never approached my spirit. - Prince Metternich

Every exit is an entry somewhere else. - Tom Stoppard

Happiness is a direction, not a place. - Sydney J Harris

We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln

The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. - Stephen Fry

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

If all pulled in one direction, the world would keel over. - Yiddish Proverb

Be bold. If you're going to make an error, make a doozy. - Billie Jean King

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

The mind moves in the direction of our currently dominant thoughts. - Earl Nightingale

Truth lies within a little and certain compass, but error is immense. - Henry St. John

Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction. - Al Bernstein

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

I am a story teller. If I wanted to send a message I would have written a sermon. - Phillip Pullman

My career was spluttering until I did a 360 and got headed in the right direction. - Tracy McGrady

Better to trust the man who is frequently in error than the one who is never in doubt. - Eric Sevareid

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hallucination is a fact, not an error; what is erroneous is a judgment based upon it. - Bertrand Russell

If you thought before that science was certain - well, that is just an error on your part. - Richard P Feynman

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

The great thing in this world is not so much where you stand, as in what direction you are moving. - Oliver Wendell-Holmes

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

It is the crucifixion that distinguishes the new message from the mythologies of all other peoples. - Martin Hengel

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

This is a message for seven honeymoon couples in a hotel in Peebles: Breakfast was served three days ago. - Ronnie Corbett

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss


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