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Error messages seen by nerds on the road

Exit Not Found thanks to Shawn Kennedy

404 - an error message seen on a Web page to indicate a requested URL was not found on a server
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My life is my message. - Mohandas Gandhi

The medium is the message. - Marshall McLuhan

Every exit is an entry somewhere. - Tom Stoppard

Error has never approached my spirit. - Prince Metternich

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Who thinks it just to be judged by a single error? - Beryl Markham

If all pulled in one direction, the world would keel over. - Yiddish Proverb

Be bold. If you're going to make an error, make a doozy. - Billie Jean King

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction. - General Douglas MacArthur

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it. - Orlando A. Battista

Truth lies within a little and certain compass, but error is immense. - Henry St. John

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

True navigation begins in the human heart. It's the most important map of all. - Elizabeth K Lindsey

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

A hallucination is a fact, not an error; what is erroneous is a judgment based upon it. - Bertrand Russell

Lack of direction, not lack of time, is the problem. We all have twenty-four hour days. - Zig Ziglar

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

The specialist is too commonly hypertrophied in one direction and atrophied in all the rest. - Martin H. Fischer

The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

When we checked with the title insurance company, they said we had ... a complete right to that entrance and exit. - Donald Trump

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco


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