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Error messages seen by nerds on the road

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404 - an error message seen on a Web page to indicate a requested URL was not found on a server

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My life is my message. - Mohandas Gandhi

Error has never approached my spirit. - Prince Metternich

Every exit is an entry somewhere else. - Tom Stoppard

Happiness is a direction, not a place. - Sydney J Harris

Grammatical Error: When Grandma screws up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The wisest men follow their own direction. - Euripides

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

If all pulled in one direction, the world would keel over. - Yiddish Proverb

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

I am a story teller. If I wanted to send a message I would have written a sermon. - Phillip Pullman

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Better to trust the man who is frequently in error than the one who is never in doubt. - Eric Sevareid

A hallucination is a fact, not an error; what is erroneous is a judgment based upon it. - Bertrand Russell

I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown

It is better to limp along the right path than to walk strongly in the wrong direction. - St Thomas Aquinas

If you thought before that science was certain - well, that is just an error on your part. - Richard P Feynman

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Does your message end with one point like a sword, or does it end like a broom with a thousand straws? - Vance Havner

This is a message for seven honeymoon couples in a hotel in Peebles: Breakfast was served three days ago. - Ronnie Corbett

If you really believe in the message you're preaching, you want as many people as possible to listen. - Mark Batterson

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

Leadership is about creating powerful human currents moving enthusiastically and creatively in the right direction. - Unknown

Error Message: Terse, baffling remark used by programmers to place blame on users for the program's shortcomings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Most of us follow our conscience as we follow a wheelbarrow. We push it in front of us in the direction we want to go. - Billy Graham

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

God is on the lookout today for a man who will be quiet enough to get a message from Him, brave enough to preach it, and honest enough to live it. - Vance Havner


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