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Executive Decision Time

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What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

I am not lazy. I am on energy saving mode. - Unknown

When values are clear, decision-making is easy. - Roy Disney

It takes as much energy to wish as it does to plan. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Often a lack of energy is considered to be patience. - Kin Hubbard

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light. - Groucho Marx

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

Abbreviation: An inordinately long word in light of its meaning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? - Unknown

I am not a product of my circumstances. I am a product of my decisions. - Stephen Covey

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy. - Voltaire

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

When people base their lives on principle, 99 percent of their decisions are already made. - Unknown

I've got more energy now than when I was younger because I know exactly what I want to do. - George Balanchine

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

We proclaim the resurrection of Christ when his light illuminates the dark moments of our existence. - Pope Francis

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results. - Scott Adams

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Singing sad songs often has a way of healing a situation. It gets the hurt out in the open into the light, out of the darkness. - Reba McEntire

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one. - Albert Einstein

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville


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