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Executive Decision Time

To Go or Not To Go - that is the question

Executive Decision Time thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

I made the decision. I'm accountable. - Janet Reno

Success: the ability to make wise decisions. - Hebrew Saying

When values are clear, decision-making is easy. - Roy Disney

Often a lack of energy is considered to be patience. - Kin Hubbard

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

Energy is liberated matter; matter is energy waiting to happen. - Bill Bryson

Leaders have the courage to make unpopular decisions and gut calls. - Jack Welch

Somehow we learn who we really are and then live with that decision. - Eleanor Roosevelt

One of the greatest sources of energy is pride in what you are doing. - Unknown

It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light. - Aristotle

Extraordinary people are ordinary people making extraordinary decisions. - Sharon Pearson

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu

A beautiful diamond asks to be viewed from many angles, shining in the light. - Clare Josa

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. - Albert Camus

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

If you want light to come into your life, you need to stand where it is shining. - Guy Finley

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

I've got more energy now than when I was younger because I know exactly what I want to do. - George Balanchine

The more decisions that you are forced to make alone, the more you are aware of your freedom to choose. - Thornton Wilder

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

Decide promptly, but never give any reasons. Your decisions may be right, but your reasons are sure to be wrong. - Lord Mandfield

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Atomic energy might be as good as our present-day explosives, but it is unlikely to produce anything very much more dangerous. - Winston Churchill

Singing sad songs often has a way of healing a situation. It gets the hurt out in the open into the light, out of the darkness. - Reba McEntire

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

If you need to make a difficult decision and you let someone else decide for you, you will regret it, no matter how it turns out. - Unknown

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one. - Albert Einstein

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. - Albert Schweitzer


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