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Executive Decision Time

To Go or Not To Go - that is the question

Executive Decision Time thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I am not lazy. I am on energy saving mode. - Unknown

Luminary: One who throws light upon a subject - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke

Light Sleeper: Someone who naps on the chandelier - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A true star shines her light on others. Be a star. - Chloe Pink

Often a lack of energy is considered to be patience. - Kin Hubbard

Through darkness diamonds spread their richest light. - John Webster

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light. - Groucho Marx

Neonphancy: A fluorescent light bulb struggling to come to life - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

Every success is usually an admission ticket to a new set of decisions. - Henry Kissinger

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

A beautiful diamond asks to be viewed from many angles, shining in the light. - Clare Josa

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

If you want light to come into your life, you need to stand where it is shining. - Guy Finley

Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions. - Mark Twain

No matter what you're going through, there's a light at the end of the tunnel. - Demi Lovato

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

The character of our praying will determine the character of our preaching. Light praying makes light preaching. - E.M. Bounds

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

Discussing positive experiences leads to heightened well-being, increased overall life satisfaction and even more energy. - Nathaniel Lambert

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

Singing sad songs often has a way of healing a situation. It gets the hurt out in the open into the light, out of the darkness. - Reba McEntire

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

A real decision is measured by the fact that you've taken a new action. If there's no action, you haven't truly decided. - Tony Robbins

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

Closed systems run down and get more chaotic over time. Always get better by being open to outside energy and templates of better ways to function. - Henry Cloud


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