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Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Success: the ability to make wise decisions. - Hebrew Saying

With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

It takes as much energy to wish as it does to plan. - Eleanor Roosevelt

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

Making good decisions is a crucial skill at every level. - Peter F Drucker

She may very well pass for 43 in the dusk with the light behind her! - W S Gilbert

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

Extraordinary people are ordinary people making extraordinary decisions. - Sharon Pearson

Truth will ultimately prevail where there is pains to being it to light. - George Washington

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

The most courageous decision that you can make each day is to be in a good mood. - Voltaire

If you want light to come into your life, you need to stand where it is shining. - Guy Finley

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

The less I know about a subject, the more confidence I have; and the more light I throw on it. - Mark Twain

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Decide promptly, but never give any reasons. Your decisions may be right, but your reasons are sure to be wrong. - Lord Mandfield

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

Direct your energy toward achieving a goal, and tackle the problems with an emphasis on edging closer to a successful result. - Harvey Mackay

Singing sad songs often has a way of healing a situation. It gets the hurt out in the open into the light, out of the darkness. - Reba McEntire

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

The capacity for hope is the most significant fact of life. It provides human beings with a sense of destination and the energy to get started. - Norman Cousins

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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