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Executive Decision Time

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Executive Decision Time thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Success: the ability to make wise decisions. - Hebrew Saying

When values are clear, decision-making is easy. - Roy Disney

Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke

Often a lack of energy is considered to be patience. - Kin Hubbard

Through darkness diamonds spread their richest light. - John Webster

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

A decision made at night may be changed in the morning. - Samoan Saying

What is really a stretch to me is to make quick decisions. - Ang Lee

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

Neonphancy: A fluorescent light bulb struggling to come to life - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

Every success is usually an admission ticket to a new set of decisions. - Henry Kissinger

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. - Albert Camus

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

If you want light to come into your life, you need to stand where it is shining. - Guy Finley

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

Ethical decisions ensure that everyone's best interests are protected. When in doubt, don't. - Harvey Mackay

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

People say that forgiving is my flaw, but I really believe that holding grudges and anger is a waste of energy. - Mayte Garcia

Decide promptly, but never give any reasons. Your decisions may be right, but your reasons are sure to be wrong. - Lord Mandfield

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Atomic energy might be as good as our present-day explosives, but it is unlikely to produce anything very much more dangerous. - Winston Churchill

If you need to make a difficult decision and you let someone else decide for you, you will regret it, no matter how it turns out. - Unknown

Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

The capacity for hope is the most significant fact of life. It provides human beings with a sense of destination and the energy to get started. - Norman Cousins

If you have a family mission statement that clarifies what your purpose is, then you use that as the criterion by which you make the decisions. - Stephen Covey

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn


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