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Catholic food for thought

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My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

Adversity makes men think of God. - Livy

I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

Praise is ever attendant on great wealth. - Roman Proverb

A man with God is always in the majority. - John Knox

I will praise any man that will praise me. - William Shakespeare

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. - Ambrose Bierce

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Virgil A Kraft

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

The one thing we owe absolutely to God is never to be afraid of anything. - Charles de Foucauld

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

He does most in God's great world who does his best in his own little world. - Thomas Jefferson

I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right. - Billy Graham

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

Nothing honors God more than a Big Dream that is way beyond our ability to accomplish. - Mark Batterson

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles H Spurgeon

Most of us forget to take time for wonder, praise and gratitude until it is almost too late. - Faith Baldwin

If religion is to be treated with intellectual respect, then it must stand the test of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

How utterly terrible is the current idea that Christians can serve God at their own convenience. - AW Tozer

Don't poets know it better than others? God can't always be everywhere: and, so, invented mothers. - Edwin Arnold

God trained Moses in a palace to use him in a desert. He trained Joseph in a desert to use him in a palace. - Ravi Zacharias

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. - Hyman Rickover

Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis

You don't need to seek opportunity. All you have to do is seek God. And if you seek God, opportunity will seek you. - Mark Batterson

None of us knows what might happen even the next minute, yet still we go forward. Because we trust. Because we have Faith. - Paulo Coelho

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it. - Voltaire

I never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend. - Thomas Jefferson

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

The love of God shows us that God alone bridges the distance between him and us, enabling us to see this world through Calvary. - Ravi Zacharias

Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in all your readings have been to you like the blast of a trumpet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder


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