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Pit Bull Faith - DannyMac

Religion altars the mind. - Tony Follari

I am the punishment of God. - Genghis Khan

I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath

A human life is a story told by God. - Hans Christian Andersen

By grace we are saved through faith. - Kevin DeYoung

You had no faith to lose and you know it. - Bob Dylan

Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

God always strives together with those who strive. - Aeschylus

Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone. - Archie Bunker

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

I deepen my experience of God through prayer, meditation, and forgiveness. - Marianne Williamson

If you preach to the hurts of people, you will never lack for an audience. - Joseph Parker

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

Faith is an oasis in the heart which will never be reached by the caravan of thinking. - Khalil Gibran

Nothing honors God more than a Big Dream that is way beyond our ability to accomplish. - Mark Batterson

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it. - Josh Billings

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

I'm Irish. That means I'm Catholic. But, truth is, now I'm a retired Christian. - Peter O'Toole

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

Let's pray that the human race never escapes from Earth to spread its iniquity elsewhere. - C S Lewis

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

It happens to be against two laws: God's and man's. I'm booking her on the second. - Cornell Wilde

Praise is but virtue's shadow; who courts her,
Doth more the handmaid than the dame admire - Robert Heath

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

We regard God as an airman regards his parachute; it's there for emergencies, but he hopes he'll never have to use it. - C S Lewis

The denial of an objective moral law based on the compulsion to deny the existence of God results ultimately in the denial of evil itself. - Ravi Zacharias

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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