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God is like a skilful Geometrician. - Sir Thomas Browne

God made man because he loves stories. - Elie Wiesel

Profit: Religious guy who talks to God - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

Praise is ever attendant on great wealth. - Roman Proverb

If God is dead then everything is justifiable. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

What you do in secret is on Public Display before God. - Jim Hughes

When we cannot trace God's hand we can trust His heart. - Charles H Spurgeon

Faith is the daring of the soul to go farther than it can see. - William Newton Clark

Doubt is not the opposite of faith; it is one element of faith. - Paul Tillich

If you think you can win, you can win. Faith is necessary to victory. - William Hazlitt

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

God's mercy and grace give me hope - for myself, and for our world. - Billy Graham

God made you a masterpiece. Be blessed, secure, disciplined and equipped. - Joel Osteen

And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive. - Matthew 21:22

Better to deserve praise without having it, than to have it without deserving it. - Ivan Panin

I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Music is an agreeable harmony for the honor of God and the permissible delights of the soul. - Johann Sebastian Bach

You are only one prayer away from a dream fulfilled, a promise kept, or a miracle performed. - Mark Batterson

There's nothing like faith in God to help a fellow who gets booted around once in a while. - Jackie Robinson

Our intellect is not intended to be an end in itself, but only a means to the very mind of God. - Ravi Zacharias

Every setback is a setup for a comeback. God wants to bring you out better than you were before. - Joel Osteen

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

Hope is some extraordinary spiritual grace that God gives us to control our fears, not to oust them. - Vincent McNabb

I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man. - Thomas Jefferson

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

If God forgives us we must forgive ourselves. Otherwise, it is almost like setting up ourselves as a higher tribunal than Him. - C S Lewis

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr


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