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Evolution and Philosophy

What does it mean to be a good person?

Evolution and Philosophy thanks to Curtis Wilson

Guide to evolving philosophy

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A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Death is philosophy's only problem. - Albert Camus

WYMI - the all-philosophy radio station. - Mike Dugan

Theoretical physics is actually philosophy. - Max Born

We are never to judge a philosophy by its abuse. - Augustine

My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted. - Steven Wright

Our philosophy is that we care about people first. - Mark Zuckerberg

There is no record in history of a happy philosopher. - H L Mencken

You have to look at history as an evolution of society. - Jean Chretien

Evolution: One of the stupidest theories of Western life. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Any philosophy that can be put in a nutshell belongs there. - Sydney J. Harris

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy. - Ludwig van Beethoven

We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. - Martin L. Gross

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? - Milton Berle

Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing. - Ambrose Bierce

Nothing so absurd can be said that some philosopher had not said it. - Cicero

Academe: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. - Charles Schulz

Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease. - C-3PO

It has been my philosophy of life that difficulties vanish when faced boldly. - Isaac Asimov

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher. - Ambrose Bierce

Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth

Philosophy may teach us to bear with equanimity the misfortunes of our neighbors. - Oscar Wilde

For there was never yet a philosopher
That could endure the toothache patiently. - William Shakespeare

"I have done my best." That is about all the philosophy of living one needs. - Lin Yutang

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

Albert Schweitzer's philosophy is that a sick, miserable African of today can be a strong healthy cannibal tomorrow. - Joe E Lewis

I never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend. - Thomas Jefferson

The evolution of playground equipment has been to this ever safer, less challenging, less interesting assemblies of equipment. - Gever Tulley

The essence of philosophy is that a man should so live that his happiness shall depend as little as possible on external things. - Epictetus

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell

The fruits of philosophy are the important thing, not the philosophy itself. When we ask the time, we don't want to know how watches are made. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. - Isaac Asimov


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