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Every Cat Should Own A Dog thanks to Keith Blake

Every Cat Should Own A Dog thanks to Keith Blake

Every Cat Should Own A Dog thanks to Keith Blake

Every Cat Should Own A Dog thanks to Keith Blake

Every Cat Should Own A Dog thanks to Keith Blake

Every Cat Should Own A Dog thanks to Keith Blake

Every Cat Should Own A Dog thanks to Keith Blake

Every Cat Should Own A Dog thanks to Keith Blake

Every Cat Should Own A Dog thanks to Keith Blake

Every Cat Should Own A Dog thanks to Keith Blake

Every Cat Should Own A Dog thanks to Keith Blake

Every Cat Should Own A Dog thanks to Keith Blake

Every Cat Should Own A Dog thanks to Keith Blake

Every Cat Should Own A Dog thanks to Keith Blake

Every Cat Should Own A Dog thanks to Keith Blake

Every Cat Should Own A Dog thanks to Keith Blake

Every Cat Should Own A Dog thanks to Keith Blake

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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