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Every Cat Should Own A Dog thanks to Keith Blake

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Every Cat Should Own A Dog thanks to Keith Blake

Every Cat Should Own A Dog thanks to Keith Blake

Every Cat Should Own A Dog thanks to Keith Blake

Every Cat Should Own A Dog thanks to Keith Blake

Every Cat Should Own A Dog thanks to Keith Blake

Every Cat Should Own A Dog thanks to Keith Blake

Every Cat Should Own A Dog thanks to Keith Blake

Every Cat Should Own A Dog thanks to Keith Blake

Every Cat Should Own A Dog thanks to Keith Blake

Every Cat Should Own A Dog thanks to Keith Blake

Every Cat Should Own A Dog thanks to Keith Blake

Every Cat Should Own A Dog thanks to Keith Blake

Every Cat Should Own A Dog thanks to Keith Blake

Every Cat Should Own A Dog thanks to Keith Blake

Every Cat Should Own A Dog thanks to Keith Blake

Every Cat Should Own A Dog thanks to Keith Blake

Every Cat Should Own A Dog thanks to Keith Blake

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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