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Every Cat Should Own A Dog thanks to Keith Blake

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Every Cat Should Own A Dog thanks to Keith Blake

Every Cat Should Own A Dog thanks to Keith Blake

Every Cat Should Own A Dog thanks to Keith Blake

Every Cat Should Own A Dog thanks to Keith Blake

Every Cat Should Own A Dog thanks to Keith Blake

Every Cat Should Own A Dog thanks to Keith Blake

Every Cat Should Own A Dog thanks to Keith Blake

Every Cat Should Own A Dog thanks to Keith Blake

Every Cat Should Own A Dog thanks to Keith Blake

Every Cat Should Own A Dog thanks to Keith Blake

Every Cat Should Own A Dog thanks to Keith Blake

Every Cat Should Own A Dog thanks to Keith Blake

Every Cat Should Own A Dog thanks to Keith Blake

Every Cat Should Own A Dog thanks to Keith Blake

Every Cat Should Own A Dog thanks to Keith Blake

Every Cat Should Own A Dog thanks to Keith Blake

Every Cat Should Own A Dog thanks to Keith Blake

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Skunk: 1. A streamlined cat with a 2-tone finish and a fluid drive; 2. A community scenter. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney


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