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Evaluating Something

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Evaluating Something thanks to Roy Taylor

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Be careful of what you ask for 'cause you just might get it!
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Nothing is worth more than this day. - Goethe

One picture is worth a thousand words. - Fred Barnard

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly. - Mae West

There are no shortcuts to any place worth going. - Beverly Sills

One picture is worth more than a thousand words. - Chinese Proverb

We're overpaying him, but he's worth it. - Samuel Goldwyn

A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice. - Edgar Watson Howe

One ad is worth more to a paper than forty editorials. - Will Rogers

Knowledge is of no value unless you put it into practice. - Anton Chekhov

If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living. - Seneca

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right. - Oprah Winfrey

A man's worth is no greater than the worth of his ambitions. - Marcus Aurelius

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. - Samuel Goldwyn

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

Is life worth living? This is a question for an embryo, not for a man. - Samuel Butler

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

I enjoy convalescence. It is the part that makes the illness worth while. - George Bernard Shaw

Unhappiness is in not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it. - Unknown

I am come that they might have life, and that they have it more abundantly. - John 10:10

Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes. - Mahatma Gandhi

Everyone should be paid what he is worth, no matter how big a pay cut is involved. - Unknown

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor

It is worth a thousand pounds a year to have the habit of looking on the bright side of things. - Samuel Johnson

The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for. - Bob Marley

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living, and your belief will help create the fact. - William James

There are many things worth living for, a few things worth dying for, and nothing worth killing for. - Tom Robbins

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard. - H L Mencken

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

Pollution is nothing but the resources we are not harvesting. We allow them to disperse because we've been ignorant of their value. - R Buckminster Fuller

You can just ask customers what they want and then try to give that to them. By the time you get it built, they'll want something new. - Steve Jobs

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten

I would not sit waiting for some value tomorrow, nor for something to happen. One could wait a lifetime ... I would make something happen. - Louis L'Amour

You’ve got to say, "I think that if I keep working at this and want it badly enough I can have it." It's called perseverance. - Lee Iacocca

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas." - Claude Pepper


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