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Evaluating Something

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Evaluating Something thanks to Roy Taylor

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Every second is of infinite value. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Power tires only those who do not have it. - Giulio Andreotti

A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults. - Louis Nizer

Sex on the brain is the wrong place to have it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. - Ben Franklin

One picture is worth more than a thousand words. - Chinese Proverb

Attitudes are contagious. Make yours worth catching. - Unknown

No sooner said than done - so acts your man of worth. - Quintus Ennius

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Learn to value yourself, which means: fight for your happiness. - Ayn Rand

Is life worth living? This is a question for an embryo, not for a man. - Samuel Butler

Beware of what you wish for in youth, because you will get it in middle life. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz

Everyone should be paid what he is worth, no matter how big a pay cut is involved. - Unknown

A religion that gives nothing, costs nothing, and suffers nothing, is worth nothing. - Martin Luther

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The more you know yourself, the more you understand life, the more you value your time. - Maxime Lagace

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

To accept ourselves as we are means to value our imperfections as much as our perfections. - Unknown

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

There are many things worth living for, a few things worth dying for, and nothing worth killing for. - Tom Robbins

I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau

Mediocrity is always in a rush; but whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing with consideration. - Amelia E H Barr

If it is true in anything, it is especially true of divine things, what costs little is worth little. - J. Hudson Taylor

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard. - H L Mencken

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

If there is no other life, then this one has been enough to make it worth being born myself a human being. - Pearl S Buck

There is a plan and a purpose, a value to every life, no matter what its location, age, gender or disability. - Sharron Angle

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

To have that sense of one's intrinsic worth which constitutes self-respect is potentially to have everything. - Joan Didion

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

"I am who I am", said God to Moses regarding His name, because none was worth to be compared to His godhead. - Toba Beta

I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

Don't be afraid of your fears. They're not there to scare you. They're there to let you know that something is worth it. - C. JoyBell C.

You can just ask customers what they want and then try to give that to them. By the time you get it built, they'll want something new. - Steve Jobs

Life is too ironic to fully understand. It takes sadness to know what happiness is; noise to appreciate silence; and absence to value presence. - Unknown

No one is going to hand me success. I must go out and get it myself. That's why I'm here. To dominate. To conquer. Both the world and myself. - Unknown


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