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Evaluating Something

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Evaluating Something thanks to Roy Taylor

Do you really need it?

Be careful of what you ask for 'cause you just might get it!
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God is love, but get it in writing. - Gypsy Rose Lee

He who laughs last didn't get it. - Helen Giangregorio

Peace is the only battle worth waging. - Albert Camus

Power tires only those who do not have it. - Giulio Andreotti

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly. - Mae West

Attitudes are contagious. Make yours worth catching. - Unknown

A thing is worth whatever the buyer will pay for it. - Publilius Syrus

A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice. - Edgar Watson Howe

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

The earth swarms with people who are not worth talking to. - Voltaire

All that is really worth the doing is what we do for others. - Lewis Carroll

There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for. - Albert Camus

When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with. - WC Fields

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right. - Oprah Winfrey

Some days it's just not worth chewing through the restraints. - Unknown

Self-worth comes from one thing – thinking that you are worthy. - Unknown

Those who know the value of time use it in preparation for eternity. - Dugnet

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it. - Ambrose Bierce

The value of a leader is directly proportional to that leader's values. - Unknown

The testimony of a woman has only half the value of the testimony of a man. - Iranian Penal Code

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

I have observed that there are more lines formed than things worth waiting for. - Robert Brault

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge. - George Herbert

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The funniest line in English is "Get it?" When you say that, everyone chortles. - Garrison Keillor

The cleverly expressed opposite of any generally accepted idea is worth a fortune to somebody. - F Scott Fitzgerald

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living, and your belief will help create the fact. - William James

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard. - H L Mencken

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it, and Hell where they already have it. - Ronald Reagan

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith

No one is going to hand me success. I must go out and get it myself. That's why I'm here. To dominate. To conquer. Both the world and myself. - Unknown


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