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Evaluating Something

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Evaluating Something thanks to Roy Taylor

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Be careful of what you ask for 'cause you just might get it!
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He who laughs last didn't get it. - Helen Giangregorio

One picture is worth a thousand words. - Fred Barnard

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown

You can have it all. Just not all at once. - Oprah Winfrey

An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory. - Friedrich Engels

Will it be easy? Nope. Worth it? Absolutely. - Unknown

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

Sex on the brain is the wrong place to have it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for. - WC Fields

No sooner said than done - so acts your man of worth. - Quintus Ennius

If I had a head like yours, I'd have it circumcised. - Dave Allen

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

The earth swarms with people who are not worth talking to. - Voltaire

Be yourself because an original is worth more than a a copy. - Unknown

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

A verbal agreement isn't worth the paper it's written on. - Samuel Goldwyn

If you expect nothing, you're apt to be surprised. You'll get it. - Malcolm S. Forbes

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing about. - Benjamin Franklin

I am come that they might have life, and that they have it more abundantly. - John 10:10

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge. - George Herbert

There will always be someone who doesn't see your worth. Don't let it be you. - Unknown

The world is a fine place and worth the fighting for and I hate very much to leave it. - Ernest Hemingway

A check or credit card, a Gucci bag strap, anything of value will do. Give as you live. - Jesse Jackson

Groundhog's Day. Causing meteorologists to question their self worth for centuries. - Unknown

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor

It is worth a thousand pounds a year to have the habit of looking on the bright side of things. - Samuel Johnson

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing. - H L Mencken

It's a myth that you can't have it all. You can have it all. Just maybe not at the same time. - Eva Longoria

The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident. - Charles Lamb

If there is no other life, then this one has been enough to make it worth being born myself a human being. - Pearl S Buck

I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison

Cacao has great nutritional value, a lot of protein, which strengthens a person, and without sugar it is not fattening. - Samael Aun Weor

If you have love, you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. - James M. Barrie

You can just ask customers what they want and then try to give that to them. By the time you get it built, they'll want something new. - Steve Jobs

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten

You’ve got to say, "I think that if I keep working at this and want it badly enough I can have it." It's called perseverance. - Lee Iacocca

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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