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Evaluating Something

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Evaluating Something thanks to Roy Taylor

Do you really need it?

Be careful of what you ask for 'cause you just might get it!
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Every second is of infinite value. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Will it be easy? Nope. Worth it? Absolutely. - Unknown

An ounce of loyalty is worth a pound of cleverness. - Elbert Hubbard

Illusory joy is often worth more than genuine sorrow. - Rene Descartes

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wales is the land of my fathers. And my fathers can have it. - Dylan Thomas

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on. - Aphra Behn

Some days it's just not worth chewing through the restraints. - Unknown

Self-worth comes from one thing – thinking that you are worthy. - Unknown

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

The value of a leader is directly proportional to that leader's values. - Unknown

The testimony of a woman has only half the value of the testimony of a man. - Iranian Penal Code

We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it. - Will Rogers

Don't stand shivering upon the bank; plunge in at once, and have it over. - Sam Slick

Beware of what you wish for in youth, because you will get it in middle life. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

You can have anything you want if you give up the belief you can't have it. - Robert Anthony

To be who you are and become what you are capable of is the only goal worth living. - Alvin Ailey

There will always be someone who doesn't see your worth. Don't let it be you. - Unknown

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

To accept ourselves as we are means to value our imperfections as much as our perfections. - Unknown

Crave for a thing, you will get it. Renounce the craving, the object will follow you by itself. - Swami Sivananda

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

Rhythm is something you either have or don't have, but when you have it, you have it all over. - Elvis Presley

When I die I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin. - J.P. Donleavy

The value of another's experience is to give us hope, not to tell us how or whether to proceed. - Peter Block

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

To have that sense of one's intrinsic worth which constitutes self-respect is potentially to have everything. - Joan Didion

Whatever good or bad fortune may come our way, we can always give it meaning and transform it into something of value. - Hermann Hesse

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

If patience is worth anything, it must endure to the end of time. And a living faith will last in the midst of the blackest storm. - Mahatma Gandhi

If you have love, you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. - James M. Barrie

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown

In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart


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