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Evaluating Something

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Evaluating Something thanks to Roy Taylor

Do you really need it?

Be careful of what you ask for 'cause you just might get it!

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One picture is worth a thousand words. - Fred Barnard

Never underestimate the value of cold cash. - Gregory Nunn

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice. - Edgar Watson Howe

No sooner said than done - so acts your man of worth. - Quintus Ennius

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. - Henny Youngman

If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living. - Seneca

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

Be yourself because an original is worth more than a a copy. - Unknown

A man's worth is no greater than the worth of his ambitions. - Marcus Aurelius

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

Is life worth living? This is a question for an embryo, not for a man. - Samuel Butler

Don't stand shivering upon the bank; plunge in at once, and have it over. - Sam Slick

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value. - Charles Dudley Warner

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

I have observed that there are more lines formed than things worth waiting for. - Robert Brault

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life. - Charles Darwin

If you value your integrity, be prepared to take a beating from those who have non. - Lars L Thygesen

If you love deeply, you're going to get hurt badly. But it's still worth it. - C S Lewis

There will always be someone who doesn't see your worth. Don't let it be you. - Unknown

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward. - John Mortimer

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

Principles are guidelines for human conduct that are proven to have enduring, permanent value. - Stephen Covey

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident. - Charles Lamb

It took me quite a long time to develop a voice, and now that I have it, I am not going to be silent. - Madeleine Albright

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

Personally this plan would cost me hundreds of millions of dollars, but in all honesty, it's worth it. - Donald Trump

There is a plan and a purpose, a value to every life, no matter what its location, age, gender or disability. - Sharron Angle

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

Free will, though it makes evil possible, is also the only thing that makes possible any love or goodness or joy worth having. - C S Lewis

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

Don't be afraid of your fears. They're not there to scare you. They're there to let you know that something is worth it. - C. JoyBell C.

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown


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