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Evaluating Something

Survey of one's buying trends

Evaluating Something thanks to Roy Taylor

Do you really need it?

Be careful of what you ask for 'cause you just might get it!
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Sentimentual value - Archie Bunker

One day is worth a thousand tomorrows. - Benjamin Franklin

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore. - Yogi Berra

Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

The cost of living is high, but it's worth it. - Unknown

Whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing well. - Lord Chesterfield

Attitudes are contagious. Make yours worth catching. - Unknown

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. - Henny Youngman

If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living. - Seneca

One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on. - Aphra Behn

Some days it's just not worth chewing through the restraints. - Unknown

Self-worth comes from one thing – thinking that you are worthy. - Unknown

What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it. - Ambrose Bierce

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it. - Langston Hughes

I enjoy convalescence. It is the part that makes the illness worth while. - George Bernard Shaw

Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it is awfully hard to get it back in. - H.R. Haldeman

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value. - Charles Dudley Warner

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

I have observed that there are more lines formed than things worth waiting for. - Robert Brault

In every difficult situation is potential value. Believe this, then begin looking for it. - Norman Vincent Peale

The funniest line in English is "Get it?" When you say that, everyone chortles. - Garrison Keillor

The cleverly expressed opposite of any generally accepted idea is worth a fortune to somebody. - F Scott Fitzgerald

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

This is the first test of a gentleman: his respect for those who can be of no possible value to him. - William Lyon Phelps

Mediocrity is always in a rush; but whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing with consideration. - Amelia E H Barr

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard. - H L Mencken

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

I've had the highest mountains. I've had the deepest rivers, you can have it all, but now, keep moving. - Imagine Dragons

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

Until you value yourself, you will not value your time. Until you value your time, you will not do anything with it. - M. Scott Peck

"I am who I am", said God to Moses regarding His name, because none was worth to be compared to His godhead. - Toba Beta

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten

In learning to know other things, and other minds, we become more intimately acquainted with ourselves, and are to ourselves better worth knowing. - Philip Gilbert Hamilton


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