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Europe Road Trip

Mini car and mini van on a mini tour

Europe Road Trip thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Traveling with a camouflage half-plane

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Travel Folder: A trip teaser - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wander often
Wonder always - Unknown

Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

The only journey is the one within. - Rainer Maria Rilke

Travel, of course, narrows the mind. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

The longest journey is the journey inward. - Dag Hammarskjold

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

A journey is a person in itself, no two are alike. - John Steinbeck

The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step. - Lao Tzu

A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. - Lao-tzu

A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. - Lao-tzu

There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal. - Sigfried Hulzer

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Change comes more from managing the journey than from announcing the destination. - William Bridges

The dreams I chased took me on a journey. A journey more rewarding than the goals. - Shahrukh Khan

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift

While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put. - Anne Tyler

Wholehearted living is not a onetime choice. It is a process - the journey of a lifetime. - Brene Brown

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

It is good to have an end to journey toward; but it is the journey that matters, in the end. - Ursula K. LeGuin

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

I had no expectations about fatherhood, but it's definitely a journey I'm glad to be taking. - Christopher Meloni

Europe is the force that prevents hate from being eternal. We must open our hearts to this new Europe. - Jean-Pierre Raffarin

The longer you are on this journey of faith and understanding, you actually realize how little you do know. - Ravi Zacharias

Better to be on a seemingly endless journey seeking truth, than to be comfortable and stagnant with deception. - Starr De Luna

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

Fishing Trip: Journey undertaken by one or more anglers to a place where no one can remember when it has rained so much - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

We don't receive wisdom; we must discover it for ourselves after a journey that no one else can take for us or spare us. - Marcel Proust

It's not an easy journey, to get to a place where you forgive people. But it is such a powerful place, because it frees you. - Tyler Perry

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell


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