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A puzzle is not a dead-end. - Lewis N. Roe

Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

Creativity is intelligence having fun. - Albert Einstein

Half this game is ninety percent mental. - Yogi Berra

Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

Before you can win a game, you have to not lose it. - Chuck Noll

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle. - Lewis Carroll

Creativity requires the courage to let go of certainties. - Erich Fromm

Usually the team that scores the most points wins the game. - John Madden

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

The world is the puzzle, itself; but it is always in principle. - Dada Bhagwan

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

A good coach can change a game. A great coach can change a life. - John Wooden

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

I don't want to retire. I'm not that good at crossword puzzles. - Norman Mailer

X-Factor: 1. Anything that is unexpected; 2. As in Sudoku at suJoku.com - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Most of the places I've been, I've been a main piece of the puzzle. - Eric Davis

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers. - Unknown

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffett

I have an unbelievable assistant who handles all of my scheduling. It's like a Tetris game. - Neil P. Harris

My life would be very puzzling to most people if they had to follow me around for a day or two. - Brad Paisley

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

Human affairs are like a chess game: Only those who do not take it seriously can be called good players. - Hung Tzu-ch'eng

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. When you finish it, it says 'go outside'. - Demetri Martin

I'm going to be eighty soon, and I guess the one thing that puzzles me most is how quick it got here. - Roy Acuff

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

Love is like a puzzle. First it's confusing and frustrating, but when you figure it out, it's a beautiful thing. - Unknown

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

Unless a man has considerable skill and reliance in his weapon, he will not remain cool in the presence of dangerous game close by. - Townsend Whelen

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

When I lose the sense of motivation and the sense to prove something as a basketball player, it's time for me to move away from the game. - Michael Jordan

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke

Stand-up and boxing are very similar. You're the only one out there, you're going into a fight, and you're going in with a game plan. - Russell Peters


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