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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

My favorite part of the game? The opportunity to play. - Mike Singletary

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

The problems of puzzles are very near the problems of life. - Erno Rubik

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. - Steven Wright

I don't want to retire. I'm not that good at crossword puzzles. - Norman Mailer

He played the King in the game of life
But someone played the ace. - Gerald Barzan

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

It was a puzzling thing as to why they packed up in towns the way they did. - Paulette Jiles

You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball. - Bobby Knight

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

My life would be very puzzling to most people if they had to follow me around for a day or two. - Brad Paisley

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

I wouldn't ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was important, like a league game. - Dick Butkus

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

I'm going to be eighty soon, and I guess the one thing that puzzles me most is how quick it got here. - Roy Acuff

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

Creativity is not intelligence, it is the ability to do what you did not know through the use of what you know. - Michael B. Johnson

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

My goal as a puzzle designer is to create a meaningful experience for the player, not just 'I solved it.' - Scott Kim

Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity. - Charles Mingus

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

The world is a very puzzling place. If you're not willing to be puzzled, you just become a replica of someone else's mind. - Noam Chomsky

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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