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A puzzle is not a dead-end. - Lewis N. Roe

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

Win the game before it's played. - Unknown

Creativity is contagious, pass it on. - Albert Einstein

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

Half this game is ninety percent mental. - Yogi Berra

Creativity is a drug I cannot live without. - Cecil B. DeMille

Once I get on a puzzle, I can't get off. - Richard P. Feynman

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle. - Lewis Carroll

I write puzzles and mysteries. Nothing too highfalutin. - Michael Connelly

Creativity requires the courage to let go of certainties. - Erich Fromm

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

The world is the puzzle, itself; but it is always in principle. - Dada Bhagwan

Vaseball: A game of catch played by children in the living room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence win championships. - Michael Jordan

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Life is like a game of Tetris. You never know what you're gonna get. - Kevin Larnholm

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

In the game of life, before you get anything out, you must put something in. - Zig Ziglar

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. - George Carlin

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers. - Unknown

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

Organic chemistry has become a vast rubbish heap of puzzling and bewildering compounds. - J Norman Collie

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

I'm not afraid of death. It's the stake one puts up in order to lay the game of life. - Jean Giraudoux

My life would be very puzzling to most people if they had to follow me around for a day or two. - Brad Paisley

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

A good puzzle, it's a fair thing. Nobody is lying. It's very clear, and the problem depends just on you. - Erno Rubik

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Families are like puzzles. They fit together in a certain way, and if one piece is missing, it throws everything off. - Richard Schiff

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

The world is a very puzzling place. If you're not willing to be puzzled, you just become a replica of someone else's mind. - Noam Chomsky

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan


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