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Escher Floor

Puzzling floor system

Escher Floor thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Alternative plan for gecko crawling

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Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

Creativity is intelligence having fun. - Albert Einstein

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Once I get on a puzzle, I can't get off. - Richard P. Feynman

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

The markets are the world's greatest Rubik's cube. - Rick Santelli

Tell the truth so as to puzzle and confound your adversaries. - Henry Wotton

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence win championships. - Michael Jordan

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. - Steven Wright

It's a game that will ultimately be decided by the final outcome. - Martin Tyler

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

suJoku.com - suDoku by Joe Defries, 3-time Guinness World Record Holder - Joe Defries

He played the King in the game of life
But someone played the ace. - Gerald Barzan

Life is like a game of Tetris. You never know what you're gonna get. - Kevin Larnholm

In the game of life, before you get anything out, you must put something in. - Zig Ziglar

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

Couples are jigsaw puzzles that hang together by touching in just enough points. - Diane Ackerman

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers. - Unknown

Ticket Scalper: A man who enables you to see one football game for the price of five - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you're in a card game and you don't know who the sucker is, you're it. - Unknown

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

The game is played not to protect the rules; rather, the rules are made to protect the game. - Ravi Zacharias

I'm not afraid of death. It's the stake one puts up in order to lay the game of life. - Jean Giraudoux

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer

My life would be very puzzling to most people if they had to follow me around for a day or two. - Brad Paisley

Winners lose more than losers. They win and lose more than losers, because they stay in the game. - Terry Paulson

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

I wouldn't ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was important, like a league game. - Dick Butkus

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

Unless a man has considerable skill and reliance in his weapon, he will not remain cool in the presence of dangerous game close by. - Townsend Whelen

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

Stand-up and boxing are very similar. You're the only one out there, you're going into a fight, and you're going in with a game plan. - Russell Peters


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