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Escher Floor

Puzzling floor system

Escher Floor thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Alternative plan for gecko crawling

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Creativity takes courage. - Henri Matisse

A puzzle is not a dead-end. - Lewis N. Roe

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Once I get on a puzzle, I can't get off. - Richard P. Feynman

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

The sun is the primary puzzle in the universe. - Eugene Parker

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi

My favorite part of the game? The opportunity to play. - Mike Singletary

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle. - Lewis Carroll

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

It's a game that will ultimately be decided by the final outcome. - Martin Tyler

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

Life is like a game of Tetris. You never know what you're gonna get. - Kevin Larnholm

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

This could be a repeat of what will happen in the European games next week. - David Coleman

It was a puzzling thing as to why they packed up in towns the way they did. - Paulette Jiles

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

Couples are jigsaw puzzles that hang together by touching in just enough points. - Diane Ackerman

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

If you're in a card game and you don't know who the sucker is, you're it. - Unknown

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

Organic chemistry has become a vast rubbish heap of puzzling and bewildering compounds. - J Norman Collie

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

I'm not afraid of death. It's the stake one puts up in order to lay the game of life. - Jean Giraudoux

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

I'm going to be eighty soon, and I guess the one thing that puzzles me most is how quick it got here. - Roy Acuff

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

Love is like a puzzle. First it's confusing and frustrating, but when you figure it out, it's a beautiful thing. - Unknown

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

The real question one should ask when presented with a puzzle is, "Should I solve it? Do I really need to know the answer?" - Tony DiTerlizzi

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel


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Manitoba Thunderstorm

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Melting Kayak

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