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Escapism

The perfect place in Scotland to get away from it all

Escapism thanks to Keith Blake

Bond's loyalty to M is tested in the Scottish Highlands

Escapism thanks to Keith Blake

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The journey not the arrival matters. - T S Eliot

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

The only journey is the journey within. - Rainer Maria Rilke

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. - Steven Wright

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading today. - Abraham Lincoln

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put. - Anne Tyler

It is good to have an end to journey toward; but it is the journey that matters, in the end. - Ursula K. LeGuin

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. - Edgar Allan Poe

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

The plague fell upon the whole world.. not a single man in the whole Roman Empire could escape. - Procopius

Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen. - Benjamin Disraeli

The months and days are the travelers of eternity. The years that come and go are also voyagers. - Matsuo Basho

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

If all difficulties were known at the onset of a long journey, most of us would never start out at all. - Dan Rather

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

Better to be on a seemingly endless journey seeking truth, than to be comfortable and stagnant with deception. - Starr De Luna

Understand why and how your audience uses technology and then start trying to align your communications efforts. - Brian Reich

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin


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