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Escapism

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Bond's loyalty to M is tested in the Scottish Highlands

Escapism thanks to Keith Blake

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We cannot escape history. - Abraham Lincoln

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

There is only one journey: going inside yourself. - Rainer M Rilke

Poems are like rainbows; they escape you quickly. - Alexander Graham Bell

A journey is a person in itself, no two are alike. - John Steinbeck

Air Travel: Seeing less and less of more and more. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Identification... is a form of escape from the self. - Krishnamurti

The best way to escape from a problem is to solve it. - Unknown

To master a new technology, you have to play with it. - Jordan Peterson

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

Once a word has been allowed to escape, it cannot be recalled. - Horace

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

The traveler sees what he sees; the tourist sees what he has come to see. - G K Chesterton

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity. - Albert Einstein

The dreams I chased took me on a journey. A journey more rewarding than the goals. - Shahrukh Khan

Technology is cool, but you've got to use it as opposed to letting it use you. - Prince

Technology presumes there's just one right way to do things and there never is. - Robert Pirsig

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift

This is why I loved technology: if you used it right, it could give you power and privacy. - Cory Doctorow

It is good to have an end to journey toward; but it is the journey that matters, in the end. - Ursula K. LeGuin

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

iWhiner: A person who cries because after they bought a piece of technology, the price drops - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. - Edgar Allan Poe

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish. - Robin Williams

Oats: A grain, which in England is generally given to horses, but in Scotland supports the people - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In the whole history of technology it would be difficult to find a greater single advance than this. - L.T.C. Rolt

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

Understand why and how your audience uses technology and then start trying to align your communications efforts. - Brian Reich

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow

It's not an easy journey, to get to a place where you forgive people. But it is such a powerful place, because it frees you. - Tyler Perry

The technology keeps moving forward, which makes it easier for the artists to tell their stories and paint the pictures they want. - George Lucas

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

Despite all our gains in technology, product innovation and world markets, most people are not thriving in the organizations they work for. - Stephen Covey


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