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Escapism

The perfect place in Scotland to get away from it all

Escapism thanks to Keith Blake

Bond's loyalty to M is tested in the Scottish Highlands

Escapism thanks to Keith Blake

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The journey not the arrival matters. - T S Eliot

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

To a warden Utopia is an escape-proof jail. - Mark Twain

The human spirit must prevail over technology. - Albert Einstein

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

The best way to escape from a problem is to solve it. - Unknown

Technology is a useful servant but a dangerous master. - Christian Lange

The only impossible journey is the one you never begin. - Tony Robbins

Any sufficiently advanced technology is equivalent to magic. - Arthur C Clarke

Technology is the campfire around which we tell our stories. - Laurie Anderson

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

The history of Scotland is one of theology tempered by homicide. - Ivor Brown

There are no foreign lands. It is the traveler only who is foreign. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

Do not lengthen the quarrel while there is an opportunity of escaping. - Latin Proverb

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin

We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works. - Douglas Adams

In the successful organization, no detail is too small to escape close attention. - Lou Holtz

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

Technology is the knack of so arranging the world that we don't have to experience it. - Max Frisch

It is good to have an end to journey toward; but it is the journey that matters, in the end. - Ursula K. LeGuin

They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. - Edgar Allan Poe

The ultimate promise of technology is to make us master of a world that we command by the push of a button. - Volker Grassmuck

The longer you are on this journey of faith and understanding, you actually realize how little you do know. - Ravi Zacharias

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Success is a journey not a destination. The doing is usually more important than the outcome. Not everyone can be Number 1. - Arthur Ashe

It's not an easy journey, to get to a place where you forgive people. But it is such a powerful place, because it frees you. - Tyler Perry

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell


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