Epic Turban
How to protect a long hairstyle
Winner of the 10-in-1 turban contest
My turban is...
A figure of majesty
A promise of integrity
A crown of dignity
The force of equality
A way to stand out
A symbol of my faith
A gift from my guru.
I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh
QuotaBillsThe drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb
Honeycomb: Hair styling tool used by bees - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffett
Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan
A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford
You're only as good as your last haircut. - Fran Lebowitz
A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. - Oliver Herford
He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson
Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara
Experience is a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. - Judith Stern
Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum
I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd
He doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange. - Gerald Ford
Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse
I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp
I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin
I used to think I'd like less grey hair. Now I'd like more of it. - Richie Benaud
If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton
People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain
The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell
Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller
A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin
I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader
I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson
Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis
Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns
Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran
Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown
Our oldest son was trying to find himself for about a year. Then one day he got a haircut, and found himself. - Phil Callaway
Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde
Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing
You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb
As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah
You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone
Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor
When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro