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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Truths kindle light for truths. - Lucretius

Wherever there's light, there's bugs. - Harry Ironside

With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

It takes as much energy to wish as it does to plan. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Through darkness diamonds spread their richest light. - John Webster

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

Energy is liberated matter; matter is energy waiting to happen. - Bill Bryson

Neonphancy: A fluorescent light bulb struggling to come to life - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

I cannot hold onto grudges. It's a waste of energy, a waste of time. - Phil Anselmo

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

No matter what you're going through, there's a light at the end of the tunnel. - Demi Lovato

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Alan Dundes

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

Discussing positive experiences leads to heightened well-being, increased overall life satisfaction and even more energy. - Nathaniel Lambert

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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