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End Of World Car Sale

Preparing for the next apocalypse

End Of World Car Sale thanks to Keith Blake

Why Mayan Mazda carries on: Best Deal. Ever.

Sign at a Mazda dealership in Canada
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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Sales Talk: Trade wind - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marketing: Lying in loafers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do not take payment in politeness. - Baltasar Gracian

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Tailor Shop: Last of the big-time menders - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Content is the atomic particle of all digital marketing. - Rebecca Lieb

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments. - Earl Wilson

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Marketing is no longer about the stuff that you make, but about the stories you tell. - Seth Godin

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Success is one thing you can't pay for. You buy it on the installment plan and make payments every day. - Zig Ziglar

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

Even when you are marketing to your entire audience or customer base, you are still simply speaking to a single human at any given time. - Ann Handley

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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