Efficient Humans

Silence is a source of great strength. - Lao Tzu

My head says gym but my heart says tacos. - Unknown

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. - Caroline Rhea

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions. - Peter F Drucker

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis, they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days. - Rachael Ray

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle

My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind has adopted it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

Figure out what you hope for. Live inside that hope, running down its hallways, touching the walls on both sides. - Barbara Kingsolver

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about. - Unknown

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

It is good to be tired and wearied by the futile search after the true good, that we may stretch out our arms to the Redeemer. - Blaise Pascal

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it. But you have to be efficient if you’re going to be lazy. - Shirley Conran