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Efficient Humans

How to inspire yourself towards another pint

Efficient Humans thanks to Keith Blake

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Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

We acquire the strength we have overcome. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My head says gym but my heart says tacos. - Unknown

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

A critic is a legless man who teaches running. - Channing Pollock

Nothing has more strength than dire necessity. - Euripides

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. - Barbara Kingsolver

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average. - Unknown

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

Efficiency is doing things right; effectiveness is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you. - Rwandan Proverb

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid


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