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Efficient Humans

How to inspire yourself towards another pint

Efficient Humans thanks to Keith Blake

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The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I like to stretch my acting muscles. - Samantha Morton

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average. - Unknown

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

I'm a chameleon when it come to guitar playing, and like to stretch out into different territories. - Nancy Wilson

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about. - Unknown

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

It's the generally accepted privilege of theologians to stretch the heavens, that is the Scriptures, like tanners with a hide. - Desiderius Erasmus

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it. But you have to be efficient if you’re going to be lazy. - Shirley Conran

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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