Efficient Humans

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Silence is a source of great strength. - Lao Tzu

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Of all the 36 alternatives, running away is best. - Chinese Proverb

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. - Caroline Rhea

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

What is really a stretch to me is to make quick decisions. - Ang Lee

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Jumping At Conclusions: Not half as much exercise as digging for facts - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

This calm steadiness of the senses is called yoga. Then one should become watchful, becomes yoga comes and go. - Katha Upanishad

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster