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Efficient Humans

How to inspire yourself towards another pint

Efficient Humans thanks to Keith Blake

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Yoga accepts. Yoga gives. - April Vallei

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average. - Unknown

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak


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