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Efficient Humans

How to inspire yourself towards another pint

Efficient Humans thanks to Keith Blake

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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

I like to stretch my acting muscles. - Samantha Morton

Silence is a source of great strength. - Lao Tzu

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

We acquire the strength we have overcome. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

What is really a stretch to me is to make quick decisions. - Ang Lee

He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards. - Aldous Huxley

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen

Condemn none: if you can stretch out a helping hand, do so. If you cannot, fold your hands, bless your brothers, and let them go their own way. - Swami Vivekananda

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono


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