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Efficient Humans

How to inspire yourself towards another pint

Efficient Humans thanks to Keith Blake

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The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

We acquire the strength we have overcome. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

There are two ways of exerting one’s strength: pushing down or pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

Crochet: An exercise that gives women something to think about when they are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis, they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days. - Rachael Ray

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono


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