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Efficient Humans

How to inspire yourself towards another pint

Efficient Humans thanks to Keith Blake

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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Yoga: Yellow-coloured center portion of a yegg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm so unfamiliar with the gym I call it James. - Chi McBride

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

The strength of the pack is in the wolf; the strength of the wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

Animation is like running a marathon, and making a movie is like a 100 meter sprint. - Marjane Satrapi

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

This calm steadiness of the senses is called yoga. Then one should become watchful, becomes yoga comes and go. - Katha Upanishad

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki

To build a strong team, you must see someone else's strength as a complement to your weakness, and not a threat to your position or authority. - Christine Caine


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