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Eddie Reward

Feline reward for returning lost car keys

Eddie Reward thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Would you accept a cat as a trade-in for a car?

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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

The journey is the reward. - Tao Saying

My trade and my art is living. - Michel De Montaigne

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Free trade is not a principle; it is an expedient. - Benjamin Disraeli

The reward of a thing well done is to have done it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Glamour is what I sell. It's my stock in trade. - Marlene Dietrich

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

If you take the risk, you are deserving of the reward. - Joe Segal

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

And the reward for the best neckwear goes to... Well would you look at that, it's a tie. - Cornon

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

I shall be an autocrat, that's my trade; and the good Lord will forgive me, that's his. - Catherine the Great

The highest reward for a person's toil is not what he gets for it, but what he becomes by it. - John Ruskin

Faith is to believe what you do not yet see; the reward for this faith is to see what you believe. - Saint Augustine

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

That terrible mood of depression of whether it's any good or not is what is known as The Artist's Reward. - Ernest Hemingway

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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