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Eddie Reward

Feline reward for returning lost car keys

Eddie Reward thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Would you accept a cat as a trade-in for a car?

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The journey is the reward. - Tao Saying

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Glamour is what I sell. It's my stock in trade. - Marlene Dietrich

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I'd give that picture a Japanese Academy Reward! - Archie Bunker

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

Trade unions are islands of anarchy in a sea of chaos. - Aneurin Bevan

If you take the risk, you are deserving of the reward. - Joe Segal

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A protective tariff is a typical conspiracy in restraint of trade. - Thorstein Veblen

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that still carries any reward. - John Maynard Keynes

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

It is the trade of lawyers to question everything, yield nothing, and talk by the hour. - Thomas Jefferson

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

I shall be an autocrat, that's my trade; and the good Lord will forgive me, that's his. - Catherine the Great

The highest reward for a person's toil is not what he gets for it, but what he becomes by it. - John Ruskin

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all. - Oscar Wilde

He that does good for good's sake seeks neither paradise nor reward, but he is sure of both in the end. - William Penn

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson


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