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Eddie Reward

Feline reward for returning lost car keys

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Would you accept a cat as a trade-in for a car?

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International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Catacomb: A feline grooming tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

The reward of service is more service. - Dwight L Moody

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you take the risk, you are deserving of the reward. - Joe Segal

Some people find fault like there's a reward for it. - Zig Ziglar

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that still carries any reward. - John Maynard Keynes

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

The way some people look for faults, you'd think there's a reward. - Amish Saying

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

And the reward for the best neckwear goes to... Well would you look at that, it's a tie. - Cornon

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

I shall be an autocrat, that's my trade; and the good Lord will forgive me, that's his. - Catherine the Great

Faith is to believe what you do not yet see; the reward for this faith is to see what you believe. - Saint Augustine

That terrible mood of depression of whether it's any good or not is what is known as The Artist's Reward. - Ernest Hemingway

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Defending the truth is not something one does out of a sense of duty or to allay guilt complexes, but is a reward in itself. - Simone De Beauvoir

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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