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Eddie Reward

Feline reward for returning lost car keys

Eddie Reward thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Would you accept a cat as a trade-in for a car?

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Catacomb: A feline grooming tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The reward of service is more service. - Dwight L Moody

Free trade is not a principle; it is an expedient. - Benjamin Disraeli

Those who trade liberty for security have neither. - John Adams

First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Glamour is what I sell. It's my stock in trade. - Marlene Dietrich

A ruler should be slow to punish and swift to reward. - Ovid

If you take the risk, you are deserving of the reward. - Joe Segal

Some people find fault like there's a reward for it. - Zig Ziglar

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A protective tariff is a typical conspiracy in restraint of trade. - Thorstein Veblen

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that still carries any reward. - John Maynard Keynes

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

I wish I could trade my heart for another liver, so I could drink more and care less. - Tina Fey

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave. - Calvin Coolidge

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

The highest reward for a person's toil is not what he gets for it, but what he becomes by it. - John Ruskin

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

That terrible mood of depression of whether it's any good or not is what is known as The Artist's Reward. - Ernest Hemingway

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess


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