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Trade Secrets: What women do - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Catacomb: A feline grooming tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that still carries any reward. - John Maynard Keynes

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

It is the trade of lawyers to question everything, yield nothing, and talk by the hour. - Thomas Jefferson

Skunk: 1. A streamlined cat with a 2-tone finish and a fluid drive; 2. A community scenter. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave. - Calvin Coolidge

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

And the reward for the best neckwear goes to... Well would you look at that, it's a tie. - Cornon

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk. - Doug Larson

I shall be an autocrat, that's my trade; and the good Lord will forgive me, that's his. - Catherine the Great

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all. - Oscar Wilde

He that does good for good's sake seeks neither paradise nor reward, but he is sure of both in the end. - William Penn

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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