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Ear Warmers

Essential self-heating garment to keep you warm this winter

Ear Warmers thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Keeping warm in the Moist West Territories

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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

Noise: A stench in the ear. - Ambrose Bierce

He has not so much brain as ear-wax. - William Shakespeare

Are my hot flashes causing Global Warming? - Unknown

Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice. - Henry Ford

She poured a little social sewage into his ears. - George Meredith

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. - Ben Hecht

Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled. - Unknown

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble. - Unknown

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Make sure your worst enemy doesn't live between your own two ears. - Laird Hamilton

A man has no ears for that to which experience has given him no access. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less. - Diogenes

I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy. - Groucho Marx

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - Unknown

I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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