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Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz

Noise: A stench in the ear. - Ambrose Bierce

He has not so much brain as ear-wax. - William Shakespeare

Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You're short on ears and long on mouth. - John Wayne

Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice. - Henry Ford

A gentleman never strikes a lady with his hat on. - Fred Allen

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Put your ear down close to your soul and listen hard. - Anne Sexton

The ear is the only true writer and the only true reader. - Robert Frost

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Alone and warming his five wits, the white owl in the belfry sits. - Alfred Tennyson

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Make sure your worst enemy doesn't live between your own two ears. - Laird Hamilton

A man has no ears for that to which experience has given him no access. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

A great song should lift your heart, warm the soul and make you feel good. - Colbie Caillat

I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy. - Groucho Marx

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand, and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

What we learn only through the ears makes less impression upon our minds than what is presented to the trustworthy eye. - Horace

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg

This was a very classy guy - in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray hamburgers on his head (Homburg hat). - Archie Bunker


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