Ear Warmers

Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

They have ears, but cannot hear. - Ravi Zacharias

He has not so much brain as ear-wax. - William Shakespeare

The silence is so deep it hurts our ears. - Haruki Murakami

You're short on ears and long on mouth. - John Wayne

Soccer: A European warm-up exercise for rioting - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

You cannot reason with a hungry belly; it has no ears. - Greek Proverb

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. - Ben Hecht

Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled. - Unknown

The ear is the only true writer and the only true reader. - Robert Frost

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

Women's Clothes: Go to extremes, but seldom to extremities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

When it comes to global warming, coal is the gorilla in the room. - Jeff Goodell

Alone and warming his five wits, the white owl in the belfry sits. - Alfred Tennyson

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Make sure your worst enemy doesn't live between your own two ears. - Laird Hamilton

We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less. - Diogenes

Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Floordrobe: A floor littered with discarded clothes, viewed ironically as a clothing storage system - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - Robert Bloch

I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham

When enough people care about autism or diabetes or global warming, it helps everyone, even if only a tiny fraction actively participate. - Seth Godin

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump