Ear Warmers

Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

He has not so much brain as ear-wax. - William Shakespeare

Are my hot flashes causing Global Warming? - Unknown

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble. - Unknown

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Alone and warming his five wits, the white owl in the belfry sits. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

Make sure your worst enemy doesn't live between your own two ears. - Laird Hamilton

Death twitches my ear. "Live," he says; "I am coming." - Virgil

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less. - Diogenes

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

A jest's prosperity lies in the ear of him that hears it, never in the tongue of him that makes it. - William Shakespeare

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - Unknown

I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump