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Ear Warmers

Essential self-heating garment to keep you warm this winter

Ear Warmers thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Keeping warm in the Moist West Territories

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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz

They have ears, but cannot hear. - Ravi Zacharias

Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You're short on ears and long on mouth. - John Wayne

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

You cannot reason with a hungry belly; it has no ears. - Greek Proverb

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble. - Unknown

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

When it comes to global warming, coal is the gorilla in the room. - Jeff Goodell

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

One of the best ways to persuade others is with your ears - by listening to them. - Dean Rusk

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait - I'm describing my bed again. - Bill Murray


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