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Ear Warmers

Essential self-heating garment to keep you warm this winter

Ear Warmers thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Keeping warm in the Moist West Territories

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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

Noise: A stench in the ear. - Ambrose Bierce

Men trust their ears less than their eyes. - Herodotus

Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice. - Henry Ford

She poured a little social sewage into his ears. - George Meredith

A gentleman never strikes a lady with his hat on. - Fred Allen

Put your ear down close to your soul and listen hard. - Anne Sexton

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

When it comes to global warming, coal is the gorilla in the room. - Jeff Goodell

What if my trousers are shabby and worn, they cover a warm heart. - Tom Masson

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Make sure your worst enemy doesn't live between your own two ears. - Laird Hamilton

A man has no ears for that to which experience has given him no access. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

One of the best ways to persuade others is with your ears - by listening to them. - Dean Rusk

I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy. - Groucho Marx

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

A jest's prosperity lies in the ear of him that hears it, never in the tongue of him that makes it. - William Shakespeare

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

When you realize you've made a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm. - Unknown

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg

This was a very classy guy - in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray hamburgers on his head (Homburg hat). - Archie Bunker


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