Ear Warmers

Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz

They have ears, but cannot hear. - Ravi Zacharias

You're short on ears and long on mouth. - John Wayne

Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice. - Henry Ford

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. - Ben Hecht

Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble. - Unknown

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

What if my trousers are shabby and worn, they cover a warm heart. - Tom Masson

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

A man has no ears for that to which experience has given him no access. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Death twitches my ear. "Live," he says; "I am coming." - Virgil

The song that we hear with our ears is only the song that is sung in our hearts. - Ouida

One of the best ways to persuade others is with your ears - by listening to them. - Dean Rusk

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

I don't plan to grow old gracefully; I plan to have facelifts until my ears meet. - Rita Rudner

Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

Music brings a warm glow to my vision, thawing mind and muscle from their endless wintering. - Haruki Murakami

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand, and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

A jest's prosperity lies in the ear of him that hears it, never in the tongue of him that makes it. - William Shakespeare

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - Robert Bloch

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to 'prove their love' like a moose needs a hat rack. - Abigail VanBuren

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

When enough people care about autism or diabetes or global warming, it helps everyone, even if only a tiny fraction actively participate. - Seth Godin

This was a very classy guy - in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray hamburgers on his head (Homburg hat). - Archie Bunker

What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait - I'm describing my bed again. - Bill Murray