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Dumped Truck

Stress-full times for the heavy hauling crew

Dumped Truck thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Some rock, some roll

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Vanguard: A person who protects trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

I paid too heavy a price for perestroika. - Mikhail Gorbachev

It is easy to be heavy; it is hard to be light. - G K Chesterton

I pay very heavy semi-annual premiums 4 times a year. - Archie Bunker

Dropped the heavy lid of the terlet right on my instoop. - Archie Bunker

As your runway of life gets shorter, the lighter the load. - Joe Segal

Elevator: A metal container used to move sardines up and down. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You think I just drove in from Long Island on a load of turnips? - Archie Bunker

Grief is not as heavy as guilt, but it takes more away from you. - Veronica Roth

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason

Pickup artist: An artist whose specialty is painting pictures of trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it. - Lou Holtz

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

It is necessary to let things go; simply for the reason that they are heavy. - C JoyBell

Come unto me, all ye who labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. - Matthew 11:28

You'll never lighten the load until you feel the pressure in your own soul. - Ravi Zacharias

I don't consider myself a heavy drinker, I often go hours without touching a drop. - Noel Coward

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

You'll never have any mental muscle if you don't have any heavy stuff to pick up. - Diane Lane

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

Authority without wisdom is like a heavy axe without an edge, fitter to bruise than to polish. - Anne Bradstreet

Hamper: A wicker container with a lid, usually surrounded by, but not containing, dirty clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

I really wanted the MTV Award the most, It was a golden popcorn container and it looks really neat. - Kirsten Dunst

I do know what my first meal in the next world would be: Spaghetti Aglio e Olio, heavy on everything. - Rachael Ray

Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald

I've always hated the idea of carrying grudges and resentments around like a load of mouldy suitcases. - Victoria C Mitchell

Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell. - WC Fields

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

I don't weigh myself because most scales don't know how heavy all the grudges I'm holding onto are. - Unknown

A juggernaut of onions has shed its load all over the M1. Motorists are advised to find a hard shoulder to cry on. - Ronnie Corbett

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton


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