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Dumped Truck

Stress-full times for the heavy hauling crew

Dumped Truck thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Some rock, some roll

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Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

I paid too heavy a price for perestroika. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Geologists have a saying - rocks remember. - Neil Armstrong

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

I pay very heavy semi-annual premiums 4 times a year. - Archie Bunker

I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes

As your runway of life gets shorter, the lighter the load. - Joe Segal

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

You think I just drove in from Long Island on a load of turnips? - Archie Bunker

Grief is not as heavy as guilt, but it takes more away from you. - Veronica Roth

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Sandwich every bit of criticism between two heavy layers of praise. - Mary Kay Ash

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it. - Lou Holtz

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

It is necessary to let things go; simply for the reason that they are heavy. - C JoyBell

How difficult it is to save the bark of reputation from the rocks of ignorance. - Petrarch

The chain of wedlock is so heavy that it takes two to carry it, sometimes three. - Alexandre Dumas

I don't consider myself a heavy drinker, I often go hours without touching a drop. - Noel Coward

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

You'll never have any mental muscle if you don't have any heavy stuff to pick up. - Diane Lane

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

Authority without wisdom is like a heavy axe without an edge, fitter to bruise than to polish. - Anne Bradstreet

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

I really wanted the MTV Award the most, It was a golden popcorn container and it looks really neat. - Kirsten Dunst

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

I do know what my first meal in the next world would be: Spaghetti Aglio e Olio, heavy on everything. - Rachael Ray

Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald

A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell. - WC Fields

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

I don't weigh myself because most scales don't know how heavy all the grudges I'm holding onto are. - Unknown

They should have little disclaimer that says, "Do not operate heavy machinery while watching this show!" - Robin Williams

A juggernaut of onions has shed its load all over the M1. Motorists are advised to find a hard shoulder to cry on. - Ronnie Corbett

No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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