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Dumped Truck

Stress-full times for the heavy hauling crew

Dumped Truck thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Some rock, some roll

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Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Geologists have a saying - rocks remember. - Neil Armstrong

It is easy to be heavy; it is hard to be light. - G K Chesterton

I pay very heavy semi-annual premiums 4 times a year. - Archie Bunker

Dropped the heavy lid of the terlet right on my instoop. - Archie Bunker

I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes

As your runway of life gets shorter, the lighter the load. - Joe Segal

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason

Take notes on the spot. A note is worth a cart-load of recollections. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it. - Lou Holtz

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

It is necessary to let things go; simply for the reason that they are heavy. - C JoyBell

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

How difficult it is to save the bark of reputation from the rocks of ignorance. - Petrarch

The knowledge from an enlightened person breaks on the hard rocks of ignorance. - Mahesh Yogi

I don't consider myself a heavy drinker, I often go hours without touching a drop. - Noel Coward

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

Authority without wisdom is like a heavy axe without an edge, fitter to bruise than to polish. - Anne Bradstreet

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

I do know what my first meal in the next world would be: Spaghetti Aglio e Olio, heavy on everything. - Rachael Ray

Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald

Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Truck Driver: 1. A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people; 2. A guy who goes the route. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

They should have little disclaimer that says, "Do not operate heavy machinery while watching this show!" - Robin Williams

A juggernaut of onions has shed its load all over the M1. Motorists are advised to find a hard shoulder to cry on. - Ronnie Corbett

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton


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