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Drying Bats

Hanging out at home with bats

Drying Bats thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Europe: Next one to bat. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hanging: A suspended sentence - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A full mind is an empty baseball bat. - Branch Rickey

Hanging around my neck like an albacross. - Archie Bunker

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Vampire Bat: What Dracula uses to play baseball - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't feel pity for the rider's hanging legs. - Greek Proverb

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

For corporate marketers, podcasting is low-hanging fruit. - Paul Gillin

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

Excise: The clothes hanging in your closet that fit before the holidays. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

The most important thing about batting is getting the bat to hit the ball. - Michael Holding

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor


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