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Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

Music is the strongest form of magic. - Marilyn Manson

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

Through darkness diamonds spread their richest light. - John Webster

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

Music melts all the separate parts of our bodies together. - Anais Nin

Music touches us emotionally, where words alone can't. - Johnny Depp

Are you really sure that a floor can't also be a ceiling? - M.C. Escher

Music can name the unnameable and communicate the unknowable. - Leonard Bernstein

Most people die with their music still locked up inside them. - Benjamin Disraeli

People haven't always been there for me, but music always has. - Taylor Swift

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

People are like music. Some speak the truth, and others are just noise. - Bill Murray

When you are about 35 years old, something terrible always happens to music. - Steve Race

Drum soloing is like doing a marathon and solving equations at the same time. - Neil Peart

Softly, deftly, music shall caress you. Hear it, feel it, secretly possess you. - Charles Hart

If you want light to come into your life, you need to stand where it is shining. - Guy Finley

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

I think my music is like anchovies - some people like it, some people get nauseous. - Barry Manilow

Music is the only thing I've ever known that doesn't have any rules at all. - Josh Homme

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

There is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require. - Edward Elgar

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham

If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music. - Albert Einstein


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