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Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

Music is an outburst of the soul. - Frederick Delius

Music, my rampart and my only one. - Edna St Vincent Millay

In music the passions enjoy themselves. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. - Noel Coward

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

It is always fatal to have music or poetry interrupted. - George Eliot

Music can change the world because it can change people. - Bono

The music is all around us. All you have to do is listen. - August Rush

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

Are you really sure that a floor can't also be a ceiling? - M.C. Escher

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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. - Confucius

When you are about 35 years old, something terrible always happens to music. - Steve Race

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Softly, deftly, music shall caress you. Hear it, feel it, secretly possess you. - Charles Hart

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

Music could ache and hurt, that beautiful music was a place a suffering man could hide. - Pat Conroy

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

Every ceiling, when reached, becomes a floor, upon which one walks as a matter of course and prescriptive right. - Aldous Huxley

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week. - Charles Darwin

Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez


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