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Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

Kind words are the music of the world. - F.W. Faber

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. - Samuel Johnson

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

The music is all around us. All you have to do is listen. - August Rush

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Unknown

You can run out of garlic, but you can't really run out of music. - Jace Wayland

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

Each soul is tuned to a different pitch. Music is about harmonizing the soul. - Wu-Tang Clan

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffet

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast. - Charles Dickens

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

In a weird kind of way, music has afforded me an idealism and perfectionism that I could never attain as me. - Billy Corgan

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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