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Drum Kit Chandelier thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Kind words are the music of the world. - F.W. Faber

He lights up a room when he leaves it. - Henny Youngman

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

Making music should not be left to the professionals. - Michelle Shocked

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

The music is not in the notes, but in the silence between. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy. - Ludwig Van Beethoven

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

A bore is a person who lights up the room simply by leaving it. - L.J. Peter

Abbreviation: An inordinately long word in light of its meaning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

She may very well pass for 43 in the dusk with the light behind her! - W S Gilbert

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won't feel like you are alone anymore. - Unknown

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez


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