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Drone Speed Zone
Stealth law enforcement in the Moistwest Territories
Radar speed detectors bounce microwave radiation off of moving vehicles to detect reflected waves. These waves are shifted in frequency by the Doppler effect, and the beat frequency between the directed and reflected waves provides a measure of the vehicle speed. That is, until the next wave of Drone detectors...
Owning a drone does not a pilot make. - Alex Morritt
Thou drone, thou snail, thou slug, thou sot! - William Shakespeare
The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren
All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar. - Cathy Guisewite
I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin
There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson
Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock
A drone is often preferred for missions that are too 'dull, dirty, or dangerous' for manned aircraft. - Nick Hahn
Thou drone, thou snail, thou slug, thou sot! - William Shakespeare
The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren
All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar. - Cathy Guisewite
I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin
There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson
Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock
A drone is often preferred for missions that are too 'dull, dirty, or dangerous' for manned aircraft. - Nick Hahn
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