QuotaBillsWine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson
Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown
I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King
Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw
Good wine is a necessity of life. - Thomas Jefferson
Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb
Adventure is the champagne of life. - G K Chesterton
You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker
Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas
Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb
We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown
Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown
Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown
Draft Dodger: Someone who avoids beer on tap. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson
Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman
I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields
There was a sound in their voices which suggested rum. - Robert Louis Sevenson
The fountain of youth is a mixture of gin and vermouth. - Cole Porter
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II
Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown
Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown
One martini is all right, two is too many, three is not enough. - James Thurber
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII
To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra
You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine. - Casablanca
I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov
If one glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what a whole bottle could do! - Unknown
I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker
Why is it that everybody's suing the tobacco companies and not the alcohol companies? - Donald Trump
I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns
I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often - but I'm well preserved. - Rose Kennedy
Jameson's Irish Whiskey really does improve with age: the older I get the more I like it. - Bob Monkhouse
Wine makes a man more pleased with himself. I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others. - Samuel Johnson
Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields
Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins
When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling
We have embarked upon the world's largest and longest cocktail party, and every issue imaginable is up for grabs. - Geoffrey Moore
I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen
I have made an important discovery - that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication. - Oscar Wilde
A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown
The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison