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Prosperity is full of friends. - Euripides

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them. - Publilius Syrus

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

My Golden Rule of Networking is simple: Don't keep score. - Harvey Mackay

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

My goal was never to make Facebook cool. I am not a cool person. - Mark Zuckerberg

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

Being honest may not get you many friends, but it'll always get you the right ones. - John Lennon

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

Some habits of ineffectiveness are rooted in our social conditioning toward quick-fix, short-term thinking. - Stephen Covey

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

And so the abnormal is now normal in entertainment, because the normal is treated as subnormal in the world of the media. - Ravi Zacharias

In order to engage on social, in order to attract customers, regardless of what kind of customer you have, you have to build trust. - Lindsay Scarpello

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid

I don't read most of the coverage about Facebook. I try to learn from getting input from people who use our services directly more than from pundits. - Mark Zuckerberg

I updated my grilling app, iGrill, today and it now has Facebook integraton that lets you see what other people are grilling right now around the world. Awesome. - Mark Zuckerberg

All Welsh knew was that he was scared shitless, and at the same time was afflicted with a choking gorge of anger that any social coercion existed in the world which could force him to be here. - James Jones

Money can buy the husk of many things, but not the kernel. It brings you food, but not appetite; medicine, but not health; acquaintances, but not friends; days of joy, but not peace and happiness. - Henrik Ibsen

Anywhere you have extreme poverty and no national health insurance, no promise of health care regardless of social standing, that's where you see the sharp limitations of market-based health care. - Paul Farmer


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