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Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

Everything can have drama if it's done right. Even a pancake. - Julia Child

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

It's the media riling up the people, rather than people riling up the media. - Miley Cyrus

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Being honest may not get you many friends, but it'll always get you the right ones. - John Lennon

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

The biggest mistake we see companies make when they first hit Twitter is to think about it as a channel to push out information. - Tim O'Reilly

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

If you don't stand up to your fears, have bravery, loyalty, and you don't have friends, you'll never win. You'll never feel better about yourself. - Luke Benward

Whether it's a popcorn movie or some really intellectual sociopolitical movie, I think to some degree they're all influenced by the social climate that we're living in. - James Wan

With all the horror in the world and all the crap that's going on, for an hour and a half you go eat some popcorn and laugh with your friends. That's what a movie is all about. - Michael Rosenbaum

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you. - Rita Mae Brown

Anywhere you have extreme poverty and no national health insurance, no promise of health care regardless of social standing, that's where you see the sharp limitations of market-based health care. - Paul Farmer


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