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The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Everyone should keep someone else's diary. - Oscar Wilde

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

What is drama after all, but life with the dull bits cut out. - Alfred Hitchcock

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

If you read someone else's diary, you get what you deserve. - David Sedaris

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth. - Donald Trump

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou

Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and three dollar pantyhose that won't run. - Phyllis Diller

The great lesson is that the sacred is in the ordinary, that it is to be found in one's daily life, in one's neighbors, friends and family, in one's backyard. - Abraham Maslow

Whenever you're in conflict with someone, there is one factor that can make the difference between damaging your relationship and deepening it. That factor is attitude. - William James

I played golf with my friends, and then I started to play with the hustlers. And I learned a lot. I learned about golf; I learned about gambling. I learned about everything. - Donald Trump

We learned how to create beauty where none exists, how to be generous beyond our means, how to change a small corner of the world - just by making a little dinner for a few friends. - Gabrielle Hamilton

Trauma happens in relationships, so it can only be healed in relationships. Art can't provide healing. It can be cathartic and therapeutic but a relationship is a three-part journey. - Alanis Morissette


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