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My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

Friends come and go but enemies accumulate. - Unknown

Female Friends: Women mad at the same person - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She poured a little social sewage into his ears. - George Meredith

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

America has no permanent friends or enemies, only interests. - Henry Kissinger

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit. - Enoch Powell

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

The first resistance to social change is to say it's not necessary. - Gloria Steinem

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

What really motivates people at Facebook is building stuff that they're proud of. - Mark Zuckerberg

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

Being honest may not get you many friends, but it'll always get you the right ones. - John Lennon

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?" - Robin Williams

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for the former instruct him and the latter take him to task. - Diogenes

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

Facebook was not originally created to be a company. It was built to accomplish a social mission - to make the world more open and connected. - Mark Zuckerberg

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

Drama comes from contrast, showing the difference between 'what was' and 'what is'. The greater the difference, the greater the drama. - Lou Hoffman

For people on social assistance, the loss of free dental care, prescription drugs and subsidized housing can greatly outweigh additional income from working. - Kim Campbell

The thing that's been really surprising about the evolution of Facebook is - I think then, and I think now - that if we didn't do this, someone else would have done it. - Mark Zuckerberg


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