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Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

She poured a little social sewage into his ears. - George Meredith

Jesus on Twitter would have been a pretty amazing thing. - Mark Batterson

My Golden Rule of Networking is simple: Don't keep score. - Harvey Mackay

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

Any dictator would admire the uniformity and obedience of the U.S. media. - Noam Chomsky

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Being honest may not get you many friends, but it'll always get you the right ones. - John Lennon

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

Our goal is to make it so there's as little friction as possible to having a social experience. - Mark Zuckerberg

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment. - Betty White

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

Every time you feel yourself being pulled into other people's drama, repeat these words: Not my circus, not my monkeys. - Polish Proverb

We need a data network that can easily carry voice, instead of what we have today, a voice network struggling to carry data. - Reed Hundt

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

I care about helping to address these problems of social cohesion and understanding what economic problems people think exist. - Mark Zuckerberg

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy. - Mark Twain

The relationship between commitment and doubt is by no means an antagonistic one. Commitment is healthiest when it's not without doubt but in spite of doubt. - Rollo May

At Facebook we build tools to help people connect with the people they want and share what they want, and by doing this we are extending people's capacity to build and maintain relationships. - Mark Zuckerberg


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Knight Room

FIFA HQ

Spot The Surfer

Finally Got The Sink Fixed

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Spongebob Suarez

Auto Correct Passing

Computer Resuscitation

PonyTale

Husband of the Year

Child Disarma-meant

Ancient Greek Stormtrooper

Ferrous Wheel

Dese Are My Bebies

Mega Samurai Sudoku Puzzles

Big Boots To Fill

Redneck Dog Kennel

Mom Posting

Flying is so Overrated

Too Short

Pinocchio Playground

Bike Bed

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