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Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

LAN Down Under: Local Area Network in Australia - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't trust the judgment of good friends. - Carl Sandburg

Memory is the diary that we all carry about with us. - Oscar Wilde

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?" - Robin Williams

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Institutions that once had to go through media to deliver information are now themselves media. - Andrew Nachison

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Irritainment: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

In order to engage on social, in order to attract customers, regardless of what kind of customer you have, you have to build trust. - Lindsay Scarpello

As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for the former instruct him and the latter take him to task. - Diogenes

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou

There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy. - Mark Twain

For people on social assistance, the loss of free dental care, prescription drugs and subsidized housing can greatly outweigh additional income from working. - Kim Campbell

I don't think Ivanka would do that, although she does have a very nice figure. I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her. - Donald Trump

When Facebook was getting started, nothing used real identity - everything was anonymous or pseudonymous - and I thought that real identity should play a bigger part than it did. - Mark Zuckerberg

Trauma happens in relationships, so it can only be healed in relationships. Art can't provide healing. It can be cathartic and therapeutic but a relationship is a three-part journey. - Alanis Morissette

Brands are built around stories. And stories of identity - who we are, where we've come from - are the most effective stories of all. This storytelling is a powerful way to bring brands to life. - Bill Dauphinais

Hackathons are these things where just all of the Facebook engineers get together and stay up all night building things. And, I mean, usually at these hackathons, I code too, just alongside everyone. - Mark Zuckerberg


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