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The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

The media made it unsexy to be hairy. - Russell Peters

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

We make more enemies by what we say than friends by what we do. - John C Collins

Instead of loving your enemies treat your friends a little better. - Ed Howe

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positive, it'll take their breath away. - Tony Gaskins

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

Every time you feel yourself being pulled into other people's drama, repeat these words: Not my circus, not my monkeys. - Polish Proverb

I care about helping to address these problems of social cohesion and understanding what economic problems people think exist. - Mark Zuckerberg

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

The formula for a successful relationship is simple: Treat all disasters as if they were trivialities, but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster. - Quentin Crisp

Spock is definitely one of my best friends. When I put on those ears, it's not like just another day. When I become Spock, that day becomes something special. - Leonard Nimoy

Whenever you're in conflict with someone, there is one factor that can make the difference between damaging your relationship and deepening it. That factor is attitude. - William James

With all the horror in the world and all the crap that's going on, for an hour and a half you go eat some popcorn and laugh with your friends. That's what a movie is all about. - Michael Rosenbaum

Hackathons are these things where just all of the Facebook engineers get together and stay up all night building things. And, I mean, usually at these hackathons, I code too, just alongside everyone. - Mark Zuckerberg


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