Dr. Hedgehog
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QuotaBillsQuack: A duck's Doctor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Good doctors make poor patients. - Unknown
One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb
The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin
The doctors X-rayed my head an found nothing. - Dizzy Dean
The doctor is to be feared more than the disease. - French Proverb
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck
A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb
Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb
My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled. - Red Skelton
The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield
A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb
Doctors think a lot of patients are cured who have simply quit in disgust. - Don Herold
Doctors automatically know what's wrong with you. They have a sick sense. - Beau M
If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb
The fox has many tricks. The hedgehog has but one. But that is the best of all. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Barium: 1. What Doctors do when treatment fails; 2. What you do when CPR fails. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"? - George Carlin
I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for. - James H. Boren
What clinical lectures I will give in heaven, demonstrating the ignorance of doctors! - Israel Zangwill
No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild
Virus is a Latin word used by doctors to mean 'your guess is as good as mine'. - Bob Hope
I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan
A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright
I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne
I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope
The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers
My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle
A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown
It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins
A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer
Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. - Anton Chekhov
I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield
When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield
My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield