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Look not down but up! - Robert Browning

The nail that sticks up gets hammered down. - Japanese Proverb

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. - Sid Waddell

Never look down on anybody unless you're helping them up. - Jesse Jackson

If you want to fly, you have to give up what weighs you down. - Roy T Bennett

One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on. - Aphra Behn

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. - Tex Guinan

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

Age is not different from earlier life as long as you're sitting down. - Malcolm Cowley

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed. - Ernest Hemingway

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

The sun looks down on nothing half so good as a household laughing together over a meal. - C S Lewis

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Consultants are people who come down from the hill to shoot the wounded after the battle is over. - Doc Blakeley

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

No matter how cool you think you may be, you're not cool enough to look down on anyone... ever. - Paul Walker

Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out. - Mark Twain

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won't feel like you are alone anymore. - Unknown

One has to secrete a jelly in which to slip quotations down people's throats, and one always secretes too much jelly. - Virginia Woolf

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

It is often wonderful how putting down on paper a clear statement of a case helps one to see, not perhaps the way out, but the way in. - Arthur Christopher Benson

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

The loneliest moment in life is when you have just experienced that which you thought would deliver the ultimate, and it has let you down. - Ravi Zacharias


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