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Down Sign

Pedestrian road signs that get your attention

Down Sign thanks to Barry McCartney

The down side of traffic sign art

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Tired isn't a reason to sit down. - Ravi Zacharias

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

The best part of him ran down his mother's legs. - Jackie Gleason

Put your ear down close to your soul and listen hard. - Anne Sexton

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up. - Robert Frost

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. - Flip Wilson

Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up. - Ann Bradford

There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast. - Charles Dickens

You need to bury the hatchet. No need to hold grudges. That only weighs you down. - Ken Shamrock

Anytime you suffer a setback or disappointment, put your head down and plow ahead. - Les Brown

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

Age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. - Unknown

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done easily lying down. - Woody Allen

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. - Greg King

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

Sorrow you can hold, however desolating, if nobody speaks to you. If they speak, you break down. - Bede Jarrett

I know, up on top you are seeing great sights, but down here at the bottom we, too, should have rights. - Dr. Seuss

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker

I think people should have fun. And don't get so down on yourself. Enjoy life and be the best person you can be. - Keke Palmer

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

Happiness is excitement that has found a settling down place. But there is always a little corner that keeps flapping around. - E.L. Konigsburg

One trouble with the world is that so many people who stand up vigorously for their rights, fall down miserably on their duties. - Unknown

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway

The key to building confidence is getting out there and trying new things. Once you go down the path once, it's a breeze the second time! - Bruno Logrecco

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland


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