Down Sign

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

I will not down to posterity talking bad grammar. - Benjamin Disraeli

But the ultimate lesson is just sit down and write. - Wole Soyinka

Australian Kiss: Same as French Kiss, only down under - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Getting to the top is optional. Getting down is mandatory. - Ed Viesturs

Elevator: A metal container used to move sardines up and down. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it. - Lou Holtz

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

Anytime you suffer a setback or disappointment, put your head down and plow ahead. - Les Brown

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done easily lying down. - Woody Allen

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

Some people not only expect opportunity to knock, they expect it to beat the door down. - Unknown

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

Sorrow you can hold, however desolating, if nobody speaks to you. If they speak, you break down. - Bede Jarrett

Trust is built one block at a time, but when it is violated the entire wall comes crashing down. - David Branker

Consultants are people who come down from the hill to shoot the wounded after the battle is over. - Doc Blakeley

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there. - George Burns

It is often wonderful how putting down on paper a clear statement of a case helps one to see, not perhaps the way out, but the way in. - Arthur Christopher Benson

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Overnight success just doesn't happen. You've got to put your time in. You're up and down - all of a sudden, it just clicks. - Anthony Calvillo

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

We are in a problem, and the problem is we are in a terrible sector... Las Vegas is overbuilt and doing badly, and we get pulled down by that. - Donald Trump

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright

A proud man is always looking down on things and people; and, of course, as long as you are looking down, you cannot see something that is above you. - C S Lewis

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda