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I just get up again when I fall down. - Paul Harvey

He lights up a room when he leaves it. - Henny Youngman

Keep the paint up, and the rubber down. - Unknown

He's still scravengin' down here. - Archie Bunker

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. - Sid Waddell

The Meathead swooped down on the table like a plague of crocuses. - Archie Bunker

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. - Tex Guinan

Carpenter: 1. A guy who nails down his agreement; 2. A shelf made man. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Age is not different from earlier life as long as you're sitting down. - Malcolm Cowley

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

Anytime you suffer a setback or disappointment, put your head down and plow ahead. - Les Brown

Age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. - Unknown

The task of the modern educator is not to cut down jungles, but to irrigate deserts. - C S Lewis

There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class. - David Coleman

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong. - Muhammad Ali

I'm going to smile, and my smile will sink down into your pupils, and heaven knows what it will become. - Jean-Paul Sartre

They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

I think people should have fun. And don't get so down on yourself. Enjoy life and be the best person you can be. - Keke Palmer

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. - Groucho Marx

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Happiness is like a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Overnight success just doesn't happen. You've got to put your time in. You're up and down - all of a sudden, it just clicks. - Anthony Calvillo

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

As long as you keep a person down, some part of you has to be down there to hold him down, so it means you cannot soar as you otherwise might. - Marian Anderson

If I'm ever stuck on a respirator or a life support system, I definitely want to be unplugged, but not until I'm down to a size eight. - Henriette Mantel

Closed systems run down and get more chaotic over time. Always get better by being open to outside energy and templates of better ways to function. - Henry Cloud


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