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Down Sign

Pedestrian road signs that get your attention

Down Sign thanks to Barry McCartney

The down side of traffic sign art

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Sit right down there, seniorora. - Archie Bunker

Fog is just clouds that have fell down. - Unknown

If you fell down yesterday, stand up today. - H G Wells

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Take a cruise down to the Virgin's Island. - Archie Bunker

A spoon full of insulin helps the sugar go down. - Unknown

One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down. - Romanian and Russian Proverb

The Bunkers is going down to Florida as pre-deranged. - Archie Bunker

Australian Kiss: Same as French Kiss, only down under - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

It isn't life that weighs us down - it's the way we carry it. - Elizabeth Potier

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Kyle Chandler

The task of the modern educator is not to cut down jungles, but to irrigate deserts. - C S Lewis

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

The sun looks down on nothing half so good as a household laughing together over a meal. - C S Lewis

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

The fly that doesn't want to be swatted is most secure when it lights on the fly-swatter. - G.C. Lichtenberg

Don't let the silly little dramas of each day get you down. You are here to do great things. - Unknown

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

Why didn't the armistice treaty require the Germans to lay down their accordions along with their arms? - Bill Bryson

I think people should have fun. And don't get so down on yourself. Enjoy life and be the best person you can be. - Keke Palmer

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

Happiness is excitement that has found a settling down place. But there is always a little corner that keeps flapping around. - E.L. Konigsburg

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

She was no longer wrestling with the grief, but could sit down with it as a lasting companion and make it a sharer in her thoughts. - George Eliot

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez

A proud man is always looking down on things and people; and, of course, as long as you are looking down, you cannot see something that is above you. - C S Lewis


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