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Double Error Message

A good computing day is an error-free day

Double Error Message thanks to Howard Chapman

Microsoft PC support for error codes

They're rarely helpful, usually adding insult to injury, but what would computing be without 'em?
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The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

Defect-free software does not exist. - Wietse Venema

Error has never approached my spirit. - Prince Metternich

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium

The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

Real Soon Now: When the software will be shipped - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Who thinks it just to be judged by a single error? - Beryl Markham

Be bold. If you're going to make an error, make a doozy. - Billie Jean King

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis

The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow

Storytelling reveals meaning without committing the error of defining it. - Hannah Arendt

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error. - John Kenneth Galbraith

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds

It is a general popular error to suppose the loudest complainers for the public to be the most anxious for its welfare. - Edmund Burke

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

The majority of people who don't have Internet don't have the Internet because they don't know why they want to use the Internet. - Mark Zuckerberg

Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney


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