Double Error Message
A good computing day is an error-free day
Microsoft PC support for error codes
They're rarely helpful, usually adding insult to injury, but what would computing be without 'em?
QuotaBillsThe computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker
Earthquake: A topographical error - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Defect-free software does not exist. - Wietse Venema
Grammatical Error: When Grandma screws up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino
Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson
The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole
I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore
Who thinks it just to be judged by a single error? - Beryl Markham
Ecrastinate: Checking your e-mail just one more time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln
The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. - Stephen Fry
The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson
To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben
For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk
The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown
An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it. - Orlando A. Battista
Storytelling reveals meaning without committing the error of defining it. - Hannah Arendt
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error. - John Kenneth Galbraith
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard
Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin
Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf
A hallucination is a fact, not an error; what is erroneous is a judgment based upon it. - Bertrand Russell
I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown
Internet: The best library in the world, but with all its books strewn across the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you thought before that science was certain - well, that is just an error on your part. - Richard P Feynman
Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader
The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks
Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove
I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda
Error Message: Terse, baffling remark used by programmers to place blame on users for the program's shortcomings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker
From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick
It is a general popular error to suppose the loudest complainers for the public to be the most anxious for its welfare. - Edmund Burke
Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick
The majority of people who don't have Internet don't have the Internet because they don't know why they want to use the Internet. - Mark Zuckerberg
Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma
I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright