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Doorpaper

Can you find the exit wall door?

Doorpaper thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Wallpaper substitute for brick walls

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Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Canned music is like audible wallpaper. - Alistair Cooke

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

Magic: An art of converting superstition into coin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You want me on that wall, you need me on that wall! - Jack Nicholson

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

If thou art a master, sometimes be blind; if a servant, sometimes be deaf. - Thomas Fuller

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

Judging a child taking his first steps for not being able to run a marathon is shortsighted. - Tyler Winklevoss

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

The vision must be followed by the venture. It is not enough to stare up the steps - we must step up the stairs. - Vance Havner

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

Four steps to achievement:
1. Plan purposefully.
2. Prepare prayerfully.
3. Proceed positively.
4. Pursue persistently. - William A. Ward

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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