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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

An unlearned Prince is a crowned ass. - William I

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Don't tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done. - James Ling

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation. - Latin Proverb

Work hard, stay positive, and get up early. It's the best part of the day. - George Allen

They intoxicate themselves with work so they won't see how they really are. - Aldous Huxley

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes... including you. - Anne Lamott

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they can make it work or make it better. - Barbra Pletcher

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry


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