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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

Whatever your work, dignify it with your best thought and effort. - Esther B York

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Good Secretary: A stenographer who must think like a man, act like a lady, and work like a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No human being will work hard at anything unless they believe that they are working for competence. - William Glasser

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

Being confident with what you do drives you to achieve your goals, work at your best and overcome any challenges that come your way. - Matt Morris

The conventional definition of management is getting work done through people, but real management is developing people through work. - Agha Hasan Abedi

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

Despite all our gains in technology, product innovation and world markets, most people are not thriving in the organizations they work for. - Stephen Covey

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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