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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

Happiness is the real sense of fulfillment that comes from hard work. - Joseph Barbara

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

If I could I would always work in silence and obscurity, and let my efforts be known by their results. - Emily Bronte

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

If you're not in the arena getting your ass kicked, I'm not interested in or open to your feedback. - Brene Brown

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

Greatness is sifted through the grind, therefore don't despise the hard work now, for surely it will be worth it in the end. - Sanjo Jendayi

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

Sometimes life knocks you on your ass. Get up, get up, get up! Happiness is not the absence of problems, it's the ability to deal with them. - Steve Maraboli

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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