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A mere scholar, a mere ass. - Robert Burton

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

An unlearned Prince is a crowned ass. - William I

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

All happiness depends on courage and work. - Honore de Balzac

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

God's work, done in God's way, will never lack God's supply. - J Hudson Taylor

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. - Earl Nightingale

They intoxicate themselves with work so they won't see how they really are. - Aldous Huxley

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

If I could I would always work in silence and obscurity, and let my efforts be known by their results. - Emily Bronte

Deprived of meaningful work, men and women lose their reason for existence; they go stark, raving mad. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

Individual commitment to a group effort - that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work. - Vince Lombardi

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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