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Time is the life of the soul. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The late start is due to the time. - David Coleman

Time is the chrysalsis of eternity. - Richter

Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

I wasted time; now time doth waste me. - William Shakespeare

There are no secrets that time does not reveal. - Jean Racine

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

time's a strange fellow; more he gives than takes - e e cummings

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

Time hath often cured the wound which reason failed to heal. - Seneca

Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our own. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Do we need more time? Or do we need to be more disciplined with the time we have? - Kerry Johnson

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

The way to deal with the devil of obesity and diabetes is literally one day at a time. - Stephen Furst

Trouble is, by the time you can read a girl like a book, your library card has expired. - Milton Berle

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

Obi-Wan Kenobi. Obi-Wan. Now that's a name I have not heard in a long time. A long time. - Obi Wan Kenobi

I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish. - Robin Williams

Trust is built one block at a time, but when it is violated the entire wall comes crashing down. - David Branker

Four things come not back: the spoken word, the sped arrow, time past, the neglected opportunity. - Omar Ibnal-Halif

A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

All good things were at one time bad things; every original sin has developed into an original virtue. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch. - Jane Austen

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable. - Sydney J Harris

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

Fairies have to be one thing or the other, because being so small they unfortunately have room for one feeling only at a time. - J.M. Barrie

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest do not happen at all. The conscientious historian will correct these defects. - Herodotus

Three things you cannot recover in life: the WORD after it's said, the MOMENT after it's missed, and the TIME after it's gone. - Unknown

Time can be an ally or an enemy. What it becomes depends entirely upon you, your goals, and your determination to use every available minute. - Zig Ziglar

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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