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Now I'm gonna synchrosize the watch. - Archie Bunker

The time is always ripe to do what is right. - Martin Luther King Jr.

It's the time of year when Canadians mate. - Craig Ferguson

I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time. - Bette Midler

You can fool too many people too much of the time. - James Thurber

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou

Come what may, time and the hour runs through the roughest day. - William Shakespeare

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

That so few now dare to be eccentric, marks the chief danger of the time. - John S Mill

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

If the marathon is a part-time interest, you will only get part-time results. - Bill Rodgers

There is not enough time in life to worry about there being enough time in life. - Atticus

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

Irony is the form of paradox. Paradox is what is good and great at the same time. - Karl W F Schlegel

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

She learned to say things with her eyes that others waste time putting into words. - Corey Ford

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter. - Blaise Pascal

One of the funniest antidotes of all time - you sit there like you're in a comma. - Archie Bunker

Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away. - Elvis Presley

Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. - Paulo Coelho

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

In the long run, the pessimist may be proved right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip. - Unknown

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

I don't have an alarm clock. If someone needs to wake me up, then I have my BlackBerry next to me. - Mark Zuckerberg

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to criticize others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

I was a Democrat for a period of time early on. And then I was also an independent. And then I became a Republican. - Donald Trump

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. - Denis Waitley

Never play with the feelings of others, because you may win the game, but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for life time. - William Shakespeare

If you don't value your time, neither will others. Stop giving away your time and talents. Value what you know and start charging for it. - Kim Garst

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez


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