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Domino Time

A better way to tell time

Domino Time thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Inventing a different kind of 'board' game

How to play recycled Dominoes
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So many books, so little time. - Frank Zappa

Time and tide wait for no man. - Geoffrey Chaucer

On Time: An obscure term, meaning unknown - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't need time. What I need is a deadline. - Duke Ellington

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

One thing at a time. Most important thing first. Start now. - Caroline Webb

Forever is a long time, but not as long as it was yesterday. - Dennis H'Orgnies

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

I would have written a shorter letter, but I did not have the time. - Mark Twain

No, no! The adventures first, explanations take such a dreadful time. - Lewis Carroll

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

Drum soloing is like doing a marathon and solving equations at the same time. - Neil Peart

Even a genius cannot completely resist his Zeitgeist, the spirit of his time. - Viktor Frankl

In order to succeed you must fail, so that you know what not to do the next time. - Anthony d'Angelo

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time. - Josh Billings

I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan

Time is that wherein there is opportunity, and opportunity is that wherein there is no great time. - Hippocrates

All good things were at one time bad things; every original sin has developed into an original virtue. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. - Unknown

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn

The best and cheapest dentistry is when the right thing is done extremely well the first time and it lasts. - Unknown

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

There's no such thing as lack of time, only lack of focus. We can all do the things we really want to do. - Robyn Pearce

Puttering is really a time to be alone, to dream and to get in touch with yourself. To putter is to discover. - Alexandra Stoddard

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

When you run the marathon, you run against the distance, not against the other runners and not against the time. - Haile Gebrelassie

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

Every time you feel yourself being pulled into other people's drama, repeat these words: Not my circus, not my monkeys. - Polish Proverb

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. - Denis Waitley

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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