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Dog Medication

Security warning for out-of-control dogs

Dog Medication thanks to Barry McCartney

Beware the dog that won't take its medication

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Real joy seems to me almost as unlike security or prosperity as it is unlike agony. - C S Lewis

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Ignorance is not so damnable as humbug, but when it prescribes pills it may happen to do more harm. - George Eilot

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White


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