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Dog Medication

Security warning for out-of-control dogs

Dog Medication thanks to Barry McCartney

Beware the dog that won't take its medication

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The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Gun Control: Using both hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

It's better to have a gun and need it, than to not have a gun and not need it. - Ricky

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Real joy seems to me almost as unlike security or prosperity as it is unlike agony. - C S Lewis

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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