QuotaBillsLove me, love my dog. - English Proverb
France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare
Every dog has his day. - Unknown
Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb
Dogmatic: Run by canine power. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker
Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown
Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown
Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato
True love stories never have endings. - Richard Bach
An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown
God made man because he loves stories. - Elie Wiesel
I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein
My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton
Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown
Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker
Life itself is the most wonderful fairy tale. - Hans Christian Andersen
Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare
The universe is made up of stories, not atoms. - Muriel Rukeyser
A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright
If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb
Sometimes reality is too complex. Stories give it form. - Jean Luc Godard
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney
Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
Stories are memory aids, instruction manuals and moral compasses. - Aleks Krotoski
Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again. - C S Lewis
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores
A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown
Stories are the single most powerful weapon in a leader's arsenal. - Howard Gardner
The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner
If history were taught in the form of stories, it would never be forgotten. - Rudyard Kipling
People do not buy goods and services. They buy relations, stories and magic. - Seth Godin
I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine
Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown
Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers
Memory: The feeling that steals over one as he listens to a friend's original stories - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
After nourishment, shelter and companionship, stories are the thing we need most in the world. - Philip Pullman
We cannot create a world we can't imagine and stories are the engines of our imaginations. - Josh Stearns
Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
Stories tell us of what we already knew and forgot, and remind us of what we haven't yet imagined. - Anne L Watson
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy
Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault
Stories create community, enable us to see through the eyes of other people, and open us to the claims of others. - Peter Forbes
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner
Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie
I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden
Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt
Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash