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Dog Faced

Lucy found it hard to find lasting relationships

Dog Faced thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Looking beyond the dog in your family

She's a dog
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A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An idea is salvation by imagination. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

The Possible's slow fuse is lit
By the Imagination. - Emily Dickinson

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

What you deny or ignore, you delay, What you accept and face, you conquer. - Robert Tew

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face. - Harry Hill

All things, in their way, reflect heavenly truth, the imagination not least. - C S Lewis

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Every person on this earth is full of great possibilities that can be realized through imagination, effort, and perseverance. - Scott B Kaufman

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

I know now, Lord, why you utter no answer. You are yourself the answer. Before your face questions die away. What other answer would suffice? - C S Lewis

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein

It is easier to find a score of men wise enough to discover the truth than to find one intrepid enough, in the face of opposition, to stand up for it. - A Hodge


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