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Dog Faced

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Dog Faced thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Looking beyond the dog in your family

She's a dog
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Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An idea is salvation by imagination. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Often a noble face hides filthy ways. - Euripides

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Vaccine: A microbe with his face washed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen Covey

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do. - Unknown

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

After a certain age every man is responsible for his face. - Albert Camus

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

Liberty: One of Imagination's most previous possessions. - Ambrose Bierce

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face. - Montaigne

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Fatalism is the creed of a will that is dying to its possibilities and seeks to drag the imagination with it. - Ravi Zacharias

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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