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Dog Faced

Lucy found it hard to find lasting relationships

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Looking beyond the dog in your family

She's a dog
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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

A pigment of your imagination - Archie Bunker

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Imagination means nothing without doing. - Charlie Chaplin

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

I remember your name perfectly; but I just can't think of your face. - William A Spooner

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

Nothing encourages creativity like the chance to fall flat on one's face. - James D Finley

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's the day-to-day living that wears you out. - Anton Chekhov

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein


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