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Dog Faced

Lucy found it hard to find lasting relationships

Dog Faced thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Looking beyond the dog in your family

She's a dog
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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do. - Unknown

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

There are certain things you just don't do in fantasy. - J K Rowling

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

Reason is the natural order of truth; but imagination is the organ of meaning. - C S Lewis

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

The features of our face are hardly more than gestures which have become permanent. - Marcel Proust

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

The poet is in command of his fantasy, while it is exactly the mark of the neurotic that he is possessed by his fantasy. - Lionel Trilling

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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