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Dog Faced

Lucy found it hard to find lasting relationships

Dog Faced thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Looking beyond the dog in your family

She's a dog
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A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Often a noble face hides filthy ways. - Euripides

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

Liberty: One of Imagination's most previous possessions. - Ambrose Bierce

I'm capable of anything, my imagination can give me wings. - Nas

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H L Mencken

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Fatalism is the creed of a will that is dying to its possibilities and seeks to drag the imagination with it. - Ravi Zacharias

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

When you're stretching yourself, as a role like 'Blue Jasmine' did for me, you risk falling flat on your face. - Cate Blanchett

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

I know now, Lord, why you utter no answer. You are yourself the answer. Before your face questions die away. What other answer would suffice? - C S Lewis


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