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Words do not make flour. - Italian Proverb

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Do not weep; do not wax indignant. Understand. - Baruch Spinoza

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

All get what they want; they do not always like it. - C S Lewis

You always admire what you really do not understand. - Blaise Pascal

Do not underestimate the determination of a quiet man. - Iain D Smith

We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg W F Hegel

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall

The gods cannot help those who do not seize opportunities. - Chinese proverb

If we do not know about life, how can we know about death? - Confucius

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it. - Earl Wilson

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

Do not forget small kindnesses and do not remember small faults. - Chinese Proverb

When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself. - Wayne W. Dyer

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

Do not lengthen the quarrel while there is an opportunity of escaping. - Latin Proverb

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught. - Winston Churchill

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal. - Charles Darwin

People do not buy goods and services. They buy relations, stories and magic. - Seth Godin

Working constantly may be visible proof that deep inside we do not trust God. - Bill Bright

Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

The things that we understand, create silence. The things that we do not, create emotion. - Kapil Gupta

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

Do not trust your memory; it is a net full of holes; the most beautiful prizes slip through it. - George Duhamel

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

Faith is to believe what you do not yet see; the reward for this faith is to see what you believe. - Saint Augustine

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz

Some of these people need ten years of therapy - ten sentences of mine do not equal ten years of therapy. - Oscar Wilde

I do not ask for any crown but that which all may win; nor try to conquer any world except the one within. - Louisa May Alcott

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

Do not give in too much to feelings. An overly sensitive heart is an unhappy possession on this shaky earth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch. - Jane Austen

Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel. - William Hazlitt

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

I am bewildered by the thousands of strange people who write me letters. They do not know me. Why do they do that? - Greta Garbo

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

It is more important to know where you are going than to get there quickly. Do not mistake activity for achievement. - Mabel Newcomber

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

Most people do not really want freedom, because freedom involves responsibility, and most people are frightened of responsibility. - Sigmund Freud

Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest do not happen at all. The conscientious historian will correct these defects. - Herodotus

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

Never utter these words: 'I do not know this, therefore it is false.' One must study to know; know to understand; understand to judge. - Apothegm of Narda

I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens

Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed. - G K Chesterton

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. - Helen Keller


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