Do Not Read Law

Things do not change; we change. - Henry David Thoreau

The trouble with law is lawyers. - Clarence Darrow

A good lawyer is a bad neighbor. - French Proverb

Easy reading is damn hard writing. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

We read to know we're not alone. - William Nicholson

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

God help those who do not help themselves. - Addison Mizner

People do not become more valuable with age. - Sam Levenson

Do not underestimate the determination of a quiet man. - Iain D Smith

People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln

A fool is known by his speech; and a wise man by silence. - Pythagoras

I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain

I think we may class the lawyer in the natural history of monsters. - John Keats

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

Do not lengthen the quarrel while there is an opportunity of escaping. - Latin Proverb

Layers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished. - Jeremy Bentham

Under all speech that is good for anything there lies a silence that is better. - Thomas Carlyle

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

Most people do not listen with the intent to understand; they listen with the intent to reply. - Stephen Covey

A capacity and taste for reading gives access to whatever has already been discovered by others. - Abraham Lincoln

A lawyer is a gentleman that rescues your estate from your enemies and then keeps it to himself. - Henry P Brougham

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I only begin to read, I forget I'm on this world. It lifts me on wings with high thoughts. - Anzia Yezierska

Since the mathematicians have invaded the theory of relativity, I do not understand it myself any more. - Albert Einstein

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more you learn, the more places you'll go. - Dr. Seuss

The natural idealism of youth is an idealism, alas, for which we do not always provide as many outlets as we should. - Sargent Shriver

No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler

When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as Catch-22 I'm tempted to reply, "Who has?" - Joseph Heller

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

All worthwhile men have good thoughts, good ideas, and good intentions, but precious few of them ever translate those into action. - John Hancock Field

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe