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Do Not Read Law

If you can read this, you're guilty

Do Not Read Law thanks to Jim Serritella

Trying to make sense of legal jargon

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Agree, for the law is costly. - William Camden

Position is nine-tenths of the law. - Archie Bunker

Justice is incidental to law and order. - J Edgar Hoover

Power tires only those who do not have it. - Giulio Andreotti

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes. - St. Clement of Alexandra

Do not be afraid; our fate cannot be taken from us; it is a gift. - Dante Alighieri

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Laughter is, after speech, the chief thing that holds society together. - Max Eastman

The best leaders are the most dedicated learners. Read great books daily. - Robin Sharma

He who will always be his own lawyer will often have a fool for a client. - J Hunter

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

I have never known any distress that an hour's reading did not relieve. - Charles de Montesquieu

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

Do not do unto others as you would they should do unto you; their tastes may not be the same. - George Bernard Shaw

You can read Kant by yourself, if you wanted to; but you must share a joke with someone else. - Robert Louis Stevenson

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to. - Unknown

When I only begin to read, I forget I'm on this world. It lifts me on wings with high thoughts. - Anzia Yezierska

Do not allow people to dim your shine because they are blinded. Tell them to put on some sunglasses. - Lady Gaga

In Moscow they do not pay much attention to the living but keep their cemeteries in a splendid state. - George Mikes

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

The best thing in the famous novels at present is that one does not need to read them; one knows them already. - Henry David Thoreau

Do not trap yourself into an owl's hooting sound
Where sad nights linger through the blackness of a hound - Munia Khan

I am bewildered by the thousands of strange people who write me letters. They do not know me. Why do they do that? - Greta Garbo

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

It is more important to know where you are going than to get there quickly. Do not mistake activity for achievement. - Mabel Newcomber

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

Always try to use the language so as to make quite clear what you mean and make sure your sentence couldn't mean anything else. - C S Lewis

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Bakinmyday: A law passed in the early 1900s that made it mandatory to build all schools at least 15 miles from all future grandfathers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Successful people are not those who do not fail. They are those who fail more than anyone, and simply refuse to accept it as the conclusion. - Unknown

I do not doubt that we would become more useful if we praised God more, and others would join us, for they would see that God has blessed us. - Charles H Spurgeon

Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible


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