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Do Not Read Law

If you can read this, you're guilty

Do Not Read Law thanks to Jim Serritella

Trying to make sense of legal jargon

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The law is silent during war. - Cicero

I don't read books. I write them. - Henry Kissinger

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts. - Charles de Talleyrand

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen. - Lord Byron

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

A sage thing is timely silence, and better than any speech. - Plutarch

What you do not want done to yourself, do not do to others. - Confucius

It is a secret worth knowing, that lawyers rarely go to law. - Moses Crowell

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop. - Confucius

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing about. - Benjamin Franklin

Layers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished. - Jeremy Bentham

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. - P.J. O'Rourke

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the first word you thought of. - Burt Bacharach

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

You are the one who calls the law of attraction into action, and you do it through your thoughts. - Rhonda Byrne

I, schooled in misery, know many purifying rites, and I know where speech is proper and where silence. - Aeschylus

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. - Plato

There is one kind of robber whom the law does not strike at, and who steals what is most precious to men: time. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. - Groucho Marx

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

I do not bring forgiveness with me, nor forgetfulness. The only ones who can forgive are dead; the living have no right to forget. - Chaim Herzog

We do not need magic to change the world, we carry all the power we need inside ourselves already; we have the power to imagine better. - J K Rowling

Most people spend most of their days doing what they do not want to do in order to earn the right, at times, to do what they may desire. - John Brown

If a woman says, 'Do what you want', do not do what you want. Stand still. Do not blink. Don't even breathe. Just play dead. - Unknown

Secretary: "It must be hard to lose your mother-in-law." WC Fields: "Yes it is, very hard. It's almost impossible." - WC Fields

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon


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