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Do Not Read Law

If you can read this, you're guilty

Do Not Read Law thanks to Jim Serritella

Trying to make sense of legal jargon

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Silence is safer than speech. - Epictetus

Growth and comfort do not coexist. - Ginny Rometty

Justice is incidental to law and order. - J Edgar Hoover

Facts do not exist, only interpretations. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Do not let your fears choose your destiny. - Unknown

Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist. - Albert Camus

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

A sage thing is timely silence, and better than any speech. - Plutarch

Do not say a little in many words but a great deal in a few. - Pythagorus

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

I think we are blind. Blind people who can see, but do not see. - Jose Saramago

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson

Layers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished. - Jeremy Bentham

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law. - Aristotle

Freedom of the press is useless when people do not understand what they read. - Gerald F Lieberman

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

Lawyers generally know too much of law to have a very clear perception of justice. - Eliza Cook

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

The greatest happiness you can have is knowing that you do not necessarily require happiness. - William Saroyan

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

Anyone who says businessmen deal in facts, not fiction, has never read old five-year projections. - Malcolm Forbes

When I only begin to read, I forget I'm on this world. It lifts me on wings with high thoughts. - Anzia Yezierska

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

Most people spend most of their days doing what they do not want to do in order to earn the right, at times, to do what they may desire. - John Brown

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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