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Do Not Read Law

If you can read this, you're guilty

Do Not Read Law thanks to Jim Serritella

Trying to make sense of legal jargon

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The law itself follows gold. - Propertius

The law is silent during war. - Cicero

I do not regret one moment of my life. - Lillie Langtry

Stocks do not move unless they are pushed. - S Jay Levin

In law, nothing is certain but the expense. - Samuel Butler

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

People do not become more valuable with age. - Sam Levenson

Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. - Ernest Hemingway

Speech is the vestibule to the palace of love. - Jami of Persia

Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts. - Charles de Talleyrand

Do not be afraid; our fate cannot be taken from us; it is a gift. - Dante Alighieri

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson

People with healthy self-esteem do not need to create pretend identities. - Unknown

If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law. - Winston Churchill

Layers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished. - Jeremy Bentham

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

Freedom of the press is useless when people do not understand what they read. - Gerald F Lieberman

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

May you live your life as if the maxim of your actions were to become universal law. - Immanuel Kant

Learn to say 'no.' It will be of more use to you than to be able to read Latin. - Charles H Spurgeon

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You are the one who calls the law of attraction into action, and you do it through your thoughts. - Rhonda Byrne

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

I fell asleep reading a dull book, and I dreamed that I was reading on, so I awoke from sheer boredom. - Heinrich Neine

Some of these people need ten years of therapy - ten sentences of mine do not equal ten years of therapy. - Oscar Wilde

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

I am bewildered by the thousands of strange people who write me letters. They do not know me. Why do they do that? - Greta Garbo

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato

No matter how bad things are, they can always be worse. So what if my stroke left me with a speech impediment? Moses had one, and he did all right. - Kirk Douglas


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