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Do Not Read Law

If you can read this, you're guilty

Do Not Read Law thanks to Jim Serritella

Trying to make sense of legal jargon

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Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

God help those who do not help themselves. - Addison Mizner

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

People do not become more valuable with age. - Sam Levenson

Do not let us mistake necessary evils for good. - C S Lewis

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. - Xenocrates

Do not count your chickens before they are hatched. - Aesop

Do not underestimate the determination of a quiet man. - Iain D Smith

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

Do not remove the ancient landmark that your ancestors set up. - Bible

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. - Mark Twain

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

I can't imagine a man really enjoying a book and reading it only once. - C S Lewis

Characters do not change. Opinions alter, but characters are only developed. - Benjamin Disraeli

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

A bore is one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation. - Benjamin Desraeli

To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt. - Elizabeth C Stanton

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Law enforcement cannot succeed without the sustained, and informed, interest of all citizens. - Lyndon B Johnson

The greatest happiness you can have is knowing that you do not necessarily require happiness. - William Saroyan

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind of the present moment. - Buddha

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

Education has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. - G M Trevelyan

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson

There are not enough jails, not enough policemen, not enough courts to enforce a law not supported by the people. - Hubert H Humphrey

Read something no one else is reading, think something no one else is thinking and do something no one else is doing. - Bob McLaren

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

If a woman says, 'Do what you want', do not do what you want. Stand still. Do not blink. Don't even breathe. Just play dead. - Unknown

Never utter these words: 'I do not know this, therefore it is false.' One must study to know; know to understand; understand to judge. - Apothegm of Narda

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. - Helen Keller


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