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Do Not Read Law

If you can read this, you're guilty

Do Not Read Law thanks to Jim Serritella

Trying to make sense of legal jargon

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I do not seek, I find. - Pablo Picasso

Whenever law ends, tyranny begins. - John Locke

You live several lives while reading. - William Styron

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Power tires only those who do not have it. - Giulio Andreotti

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. - Charles Lamb

I'm trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer. - Oliver North

The first lesson reading teaches is how to be alone. - Jonathan Franzen

The law must be stable, but it must not stand still. - Roscoe Pound

Reading is a basic tool in the living of a good life. - Joseph Addison

We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer

Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do. - John Wooden

Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown

If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes. - St. Clement of Alexandra

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the first word you thought of. - Burt Bacharach

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in…it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

Some of these people need ten years of therapy - ten sentences of mine do not equal ten years of therapy. - Oscar Wilde

I am bewildered by the thousands of strange people who write me letters. They do not know me. Why do they do that? - Greta Garbo

No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

Charity, good behaviour, amiable speech, unselfishness - these by the chief sage have been declared the elements of popularity. - Burmese Proverb

Most people do not really want freedom, because freedom involves responsibility, and most people are frightened of responsibility. - Sigmund Freud

I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed. - James Thurber


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