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Necessity hath no law. - Oliver Cromwell

The law is silent during war. - Cicero

Lawyers are natural politicians. - Clarence Darrow

Justice is incidental to law and order. - J Edgar Hoover

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. - Charles Lamb

Do not judge, and you will never be mistaken. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

Keep skunks, bankers and lawyers at a distance. - Unknown

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. - William Shakespeare

Law of Inflation: Whatever goes up will go up some more. - Kin Hubbard

Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw

It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances. - Oscar Wilde

Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect. - Unknown

What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer

The ablest lawyers are always associated with the biggest fees. - Clarence Darrow

There is no grievance that is a fit object of redress by mob law. - Abraham Lincoln

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

Lawyers are men who will swear black is white, if they are paid for it. - Edward Counsel

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

Nobody has a more sacred obligation to obey the law than those who make the law. - Sophocles

It is the trade of lawyers to question everything, yield nothing, and talk by the hour. - Thomas Jefferson

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

If a man dies and leaves his estate in an uncertain condition, the lawyers become his heirs. - Edgar Watson Howe

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

Beware of lawyers and consultants and people who do not take risks and who do not get their hands dirty. - Felix G Rohatyn

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

Do not mind anything that anyone tells you about anyone else. Judge everyone and everything for yourself. - Henry James

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods. - Albert Einstein

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted? - George Carlin

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

Anyone who takes it on himself, on his own authority, to break a bad law, thereby authorizes everyone else to break the good ones. - Denis Diderot

Never utter these words: 'I do not know this, therefore it is false.' One must study to know; know to understand; understand to judge. - Apothegm of Narda

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


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