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Order is Heaven's first law. - Alexander Pope

Common sense often makes good law. - William O Douglas

Position is nine-tenths of the law. - Archie Bunker

Justice is incidental to law and order. - J Edgar Hoover

OK, if you can get an indepartial judge. - Archie Bunker

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Law cannot persuade where it cannot punish. - Thomas Fuller

In law, nothing is certain but the expense. - Samuel Butler

Law and order are not necessarily partners. - Saying

Do not judge, and you will never be mistaken. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Judge a man by the reputation of his enemies. - Arabian Proverb

It is not wisdom but authority that makes a law. - Thomas Hobbes

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Robert Christy

Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black. - Henry G Bohn

Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers. - Voltaire

Somebody must get the incompetent lawyers and doctors. - George Bernard Shaw

The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law. - Jeremy Bentham

Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. - Dalai Lama

Real Estate: What your house is called during divorce proceedings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself. - Wayne W. Dyer

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Layers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished. - Jeremy Bentham

The wisest man is the silent one. Examine his actions. Judge him by them. - Karen M Moning

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson

I know that this defies the law of gravity, but, you see, I never studied law. - Bugs Bunny

Washington, D.C.: Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal. - Frank Dane

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt. - Elizabeth C Stanton

Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge. - David Mellor

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. - Dalai Lama

Law enforcement cannot succeed without the sustained, and informed, interest of all citizens. - Lyndon B Johnson

Lawyers get you out'n the kind of trouble you'd never get in if there was no lawyers. - Ken Alstad

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

Whatever their other contributions to our society, lawyers could be an important source of protein. - Guindon

We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us by what we have already done. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

Judge nothing, you will be happy. Forgive everything, you will be happier. Love everything, you will be happiest. - Sri Chinmoy

Lawyers were notorious for finding cases in the most unlikely places, especially ones with huge potential damage awards. - Jodi Picoult

The great trial lawyers are the ones who help their jurors by providing them with the tools with which to reach the right verdict. - G Christopher Ritter

Lawyers are like cheeses. There are lots of good ones, but not everybody likes the taste of some or can afford the best of others. - Robin Ellison

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

A judge who likes every outcome he reaches is very likely a bad judge, stretching for results he prefers rather than those the law demands. - Neil Gorsuch

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman

There is only one categorical imperative: Act only according to that maxim by which you can at the same time will that it should become universal law. - Immanuel Kant


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