QuotaBillsDiet Planner: A fast talker. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Life is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid
Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan
A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown
My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn
Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown
I've probably tried every fad diet in the world. - Jenna Ushkowitz
A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck
I don't trust any diet that doesn't allow sugar. - Bethenny Frankel
Envy and greed starve on a healthy diet of thanksgiving. - Billy Graham
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper
The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown
I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista
Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert
Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel
I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne
No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides
The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood
I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift
Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis
Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason
I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown
I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin
My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman
If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek
What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis
Dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the war. - Ian K Smith
A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney
In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai
I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala
My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas
New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com